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hopscotch alligator

the act of pouring hard liquor into someone's ass and having it farted into your mouth.
yeah man she hit me with the hopscotch alligator again last night with some fireball
by abracazebra August 21, 2025
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Wikipedia hopscotch

A game you play on wikipedia.org when you're exceptionally bored. It has two variants:

1. Start on any topic, scroll a bit, and click on the first hyperlink you see. Either repeat for a certain amount of time (say 10 or 15 minutes, but can be more or less) or for a certain number of clicks (usually in the 20-click range but can be more or less) and see where you end up.

2. Start on any topic and try to get to any other topic (called the destination) in under a certain amount of clicks (7 is good to start). Common destinations include Jesus, Nazi Germany, USA, ect. Basically, any well-known/really annoying thing is a perfect destination.

Once you get to your end article, either read it or play again, starting from your new article.
"I'm actually bored up my ass rn"

"dude just do Wikipedia hopscotch. you'll be sitting there for hours."

"wow thanks man" "this is so fun"
by someone malignant January 22, 2025
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Danish Hopscotch

When インデックス bounces on ya nuts in a 1-1-2-1 pattern
Gettin' some good Danish Hopscotch tonight, bro.
by Terrober July 8, 2021
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