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hottie butterface smoker chick 

A pretty cool chick most often found during smoke breaks at work (gen. a large facility). She is possessed of a super rockin' bod, looks that are average or lower, but has all types of awesome true stories including, but not limited to: traffic altercations, drunken chicanery, sexual shenanigans, loose girlfriends, and delicious abuses of other employees, patrons, and whatnot (making her quite do-able).
Jeff: I just had a smoke with that one chick from the 4th floor, who was saying how she got in an accident with her boyfriend after some party. They were both drunk and going like 90 miles an hour, smashed into a street sign, and didn't even get a DUI, so she gave him a blowjob as a reward!
Eric: Fuuuck, good for her! Which girl again?
Jeff: You know, the hottie butterface smoker chick.
Eric: You mean Kelly?
Jeff: Oh yeah. That's her name.
Eric: I'd do her.
Jeff: Me too!

National give a girl a hoodie week september 24th-30th 

Just let her wear your hoodie, it's not like you'll die
Guy: gives hoodie
Girl: Thank you! I'll give it back soon
Guy: np it's National give a girl a hoodie week september 24th-30th

hoodie ugg snatch 

Fashionable primadonna of the millennium who only wears hoodies and uggs and you are embarassed that you want to bang her.
Ellen is the biggest hoodie ugg snatch this side of the projects but damn would I tear that up!
hoodie ugg snatch by Vegaito January 27, 2009

big hooties 

large breasts, like the ones that belong to my girlfriend.
big hooties by jmdr February 26, 2003
Look at those hooties
hooties by roopdawg November 5, 2002
1.Slang term for Marijauna
2.A Blunt rolled with a peach white owl, hence the name " Hootie ".
" Hey let's roll up some Hooties and fly."
Hooties by Brandon Chalmers June 16, 2006