Hooters

Where you see hot girls and you get a boner.

Chad: Im going to Hooters bro!

Dale: You are gonna get a boner looking at those girls bro!

by lollipops82sj August 14, 2021

Hooters

Just a restaurant. Nothing more.

Hooters is JUST A RESTAURANT!!!

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 May 12, 2023

Hooters

A contraction of Who and Orders.

Hooters the pizza for these events? I don’t like chicken and I’d rather have venison from deer camp on mine.

by SURVYR March 22, 2025

Hooters Restaurant

A half-way house for strippers. A business chain that allows females to promote their bodies for tips based upon tits, but clothed.

Hooters Restaurant is a safe haven for strippers who found religion, but want to remain in the 'tips for tits' business. Also, allows females to experiment if their sweater monkeys are marketable to go clothed free.

There goes single mom Helen to work at Hooters Restaurant to support her three children. She found religion and quit dancing naked. She now wears a belly shirt, shorts and carries chicken wings and beer in her cleavage for tips.

by mikeverdill August 18, 2009

Hooters Lottery

When you go into a restaurant with attractive waitresses and select a table. You wait until you see who your waitress will be. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. The Hooters Lottery.

Today I lost the Hooters Lottery. My server must have been an original waitress she was so old.

by b1gdummy May 8, 2015

Hooters Girl Opportunity Window

The amount of time a Hooters Girl is single and available as a dating prospect. Usually measured in milliseconds.

Guy 1: "Did you hear? Dawn the Hooters Girl is Single!"
Guy 2: "Forget it. That information is at least 10 minutes old. The Hooters Girl Opportunity Window on that one closed."

by bobandbill July 12, 2011

Hooters is catering

A generic reason to do anything, or get someone to come to a boring event.

I know funerals are depressing but look on the bright side, Hooters is catering.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006