hoopdi

any vehicle that your non-vehicle having friends wont ask to borrow

a 1991 4 door Ford Escort w/ two doughnut tires, one front one back,on opposing sides, no radio, some heat. one headlight.

by reddog October 4, 2004

Hooked on phonics

A program used by children to learn how to read. It is commonly used to describe a person who cannot read or pronounce words correctly. Alternatively, it can be used to insult a person who doesn't read well.

I don't know how to pronounce this (fucks the word up horribly). You know I'm hooked on phonics.

Jane: reads from a history book out loud in class, but stumbles through the reading.
Classmate: This bitch needs to be hooked on phonics.

by goodcrunchytaco January 28, 2021

Hooked On The Horns

Hooked on the Horns
When a dipper(person who does smokless tobacco)can't stand the taste or smell of longhorn, but the price keeps bringing him back for more.

Ex.
Danny- dude, I'm hooked on the horns
Pat- Bad hit man, you okay?
Danny- Nope, I feel like death.

by Dipper October 22, 2012

Hooptedoodle

A chapter out of Steinbeck's Sweet Thursday. Also a word for nonsense used in upper English undergrad courses.

You are full of hooptedoodle, fool.

by ENG@Elm February 4, 2010

hooded falcon

A male who's penis has not been circumsized.

The hooded falcon is not a hero, it is a dick!

by Wun Hung Lo December 19, 2005

hopped up

high or stoned

-from "hop", a nickname for heroin and/or opium, but can refer to the effects of any drug.

everyone got all hopped up at the concert and the after party.

by lucky September 10, 2004

brian hooper

a small quadraspazed object used by laides (mostly in essex) to clean piss off themselves..

also used widely across flying types to define a bad landing..

Shaz: "I really need to Brian Hooper my minge tonight.. "

by brian hooper June 19, 2010