Holey Moley Lachlan Doley!!!! 

A phrase used in extreme circumstances when something unbeleivable has occured. Commonly used by Edinburger schemies who have moved to the Aberdonian pikey council estates. Phrase originates from down under where chavs cannot understand gravity and fall off the planet.

Holey moley lachlan doley!!! Is that Candice fae doon the road wi a new luminus pink hairbobble????

Holey Moley Lachlan Doley!!!! by JR March 29, 2004

holey 

When a girl has some HUGE cleavage. When a woman's cleavage is so huge it's as if she only has two boobs and no sternum.

Man, look at that girl, she's so hot with her holey.

That bitches titties are HUGE. She got that HOLEY!

holey by 44MOB June 24, 2010

Foley Holey 

When you fuck a kid named Michael in his shit hole and he whimpers like a dog.

I am going to foley holey that kid.

Foley Holey by Dookiepoopy November 16, 2021

Holey Spirit

Whisky whose ratio of water to alcohol is a whole number made up of digits with holes like 6, 8, or 9.

Some math profs have this weird drinking habit of not partaking in any types of whisky other than holey spirit.

Holey Spirit by MathPlus December 24, 2018

holey pants 

A pair of pants that is full of holes and is not formal enough for a picture.

Hayley, next time, don't wear holey pants because we need to take this picture.

holey pants by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016

The Holey Bible

A specially designed Bible with a cross-shaped hole that runs across the front and back covers of the holy book to remind readers that Jesus died on the cross for their sins, so that whoever believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life.

No one knows how many original copies of “The Holey Bible”—a collectors’ item among both believers and unbelievers—are in circulation.

The Holey Bible by MathPlus August 21, 2021

holey fuck 

some one who fucks some one at the back of a church coz the service got to boring

deffinition says it all

holey fuck by faith newman May 1, 2004