Central character of HomestarRunner.com. White armless guy with a speech impediment and a slow wit who nonetheless dates the only girl and has the only propeller cap. Constant victim of Strong Bad and The Cheat. Known for obsessing over Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, Melonade, Mountain Dew, and the witch's brew.
"So what's the W stand fow? Witch's bwew?"
"Befowe I dwink a taww gwass of Mewonade, I wike to eat about a hundwed an' fowty-seven Fwuffity Puffity Mawshalades!"
"Hey Stwong Bah, can I bowwow youw fondue pot?"
"Befowe I dwink a taww gwass of Mewonade, I wike to eat about a hundwed an' fowty-seven Fwuffity Puffity Mawshalades!"
"Hey Stwong Bah, can I bowwow youw fondue pot?"
by Wubbzy February 11, 2004
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Boy says to Girl with Brutal Honesty on the day before Valentine’s Day: “I have to say no. I’m not ready to meet your kid right now. And tomorrow is also Valentine’s Day--I’m not there yet.”
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Someone who reads, or is an avid (or sometimes rabid) fan of the Homestuck/Hivebent webcomic drawn/written/animated by Andew Hussie as seen on his website, MSPA, or MS Paint Adventures.
Often this term is used to describe the more dedicated fans who might be seen drinking faygo, saying "honk," "shoosh-papping," wearing colourful zodiac shirts, wearing handmade horns in candycorn colors, or spending their free time drawing shitloads of fanart of their headcanons or ship pairings.
Often this term is used to describe the more dedicated fans who might be seen drinking faygo, saying "honk," "shoosh-papping," wearing colourful zodiac shirts, wearing handmade horns in candycorn colors, or spending their free time drawing shitloads of fanart of their headcanons or ship pairings.
Me: I just spent the entire weekend drawing EridanxFeferi fan art and I ordered my Aquarius shirt... Am I a homestuck yet?
Friend: ...We are no longer friends.
Me: *sobs in a corner*
Friend: ...We are no longer friends.
Me: *sobs in a corner*
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"Cowonaiwe Homestaw Wunnow is wecwuiting the most eweet team of quack commandos to invade Stwong Badia. Do you has what it takes to join the Homestawmy? DO YOU, stupid?!"
by Wubbzy February 10, 2004
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Mary: Chole, do you think Johnny and I are ready for marriage?
Chloe: You've only known each other for three months. You'd be marrying what most people consider acquaintances. Take your time.
Mary: You're such a bitch Chloe, why did I even ask? You don't always have to use brutal honesty!
Fred: (wearing old, tattered shoes) Do you think I should get new shoes?
Bill: Yeah, those are getting pretty out of shape Fred.
Chloe: You've only known each other for three months. You'd be marrying what most people consider acquaintances. Take your time.
Mary: You're such a bitch Chloe, why did I even ask? You don't always have to use brutal honesty!
Fred: (wearing old, tattered shoes) Do you think I should get new shoes?
Bill: Yeah, those are getting pretty out of shape Fred.
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"What!? What the crap just happened? Is it possible I was just outsmarted by Homestar Runner!?" - StrongBad
StrongBad: "So hang on hang on hang on....Let me get this straight. You're betting me that you're cool"
Homestar: "Yep I'm cool."
StrongBad: "And if you're not cool, you have to change you're name to Keven DuBrow...but if you are cool, I have spend the night at the King of Town's?"
Homestar: "That's the deal man. The total deal."
StrongBad: "You're going down, son."
Homestar: "No way man."
StrongBad: "Okay. Let's see you be cool."
Homestar dons a pair of sunglasses.
Homestar: "S'up."
StrongBad: "Ohhhh crap!"
StrongBad: "So hang on hang on hang on....Let me get this straight. You're betting me that you're cool"
Homestar: "Yep I'm cool."
StrongBad: "And if you're not cool, you have to change you're name to Keven DuBrow...but if you are cool, I have spend the night at the King of Town's?"
Homestar: "That's the deal man. The total deal."
StrongBad: "You're going down, son."
Homestar: "No way man."
StrongBad: "Okay. Let's see you be cool."
Homestar dons a pair of sunglasses.
Homestar: "S'up."
StrongBad: "Ohhhh crap!"
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