Todd Hoffman

A very large and scraggly goatee, usually longer than 4 inches and one that is usually left to grow unkempt. It can be combined with a mustache but not always. It is never styled or braided.

Hey man, I remember when you used to keep your goatee all nice and trim. I love that you decided to turn it into a Todd Hoffman. You would make the guys on Gold Rush proud.

by Irish beard balm June 9, 2012

Hoffman

Clever, kind, and honest.
A Hoffman is a person of with morals of the highest caliber and devilishly good looks.

"Hey do you want to hang out with Hoffman" -Chuck
"Hey you know better than to hassel the hoff" -Bill

by jack_hoffman October 6, 2012

Julia Hoffman

The most loyal and true friend you can possibly have. She is gorgeous, she just can't see it. She has a kind heart, and thinks of others before herself. She usually ends up hurting in relationships because all the guys she likes are total jerks. She deserves a man who will treat right. She is a precious gem. She will always be gorgeous, an amazing poet, and honestly a loyal and true friend.

Jack: I told Julia Hoffman all my secrets last night
Me: She knows all mine, I trust her with my life
Jack: I know, she's so loyal. She's my best friend.
Me: No she's mine, backoff.

by Anonymous 1122 October 18, 2012

Keira Hofmann

This is the hottest girl in the world. You only wish you could be friends with her. She can get any boy she wants and good at sports like soccer and Track. She can dance. She is better than you

OMG! Keira Hofmann is so hot!
Nice Job Keira Hofmann for winning the race
Keira Hofmann has a dance recital today

by tacos-and-twilight October 26, 2019

evan hoffman

Evan Hoffman is a very good looking guy. He wins girls from his looks and the way he talks. One thing about Evan Hoffman is that everybody makes him seem nastier then he actually is. Evan Hoffman is consider a fuckboy at school and everyone will judge you if u go for him. One major thing to know about Evan Hoffman is that he will try to get in your pants he also goes for hoes from other schools if he can’t get anyone from his school. Evan Hoffman is basically a pretty boy and he will most likely win you over.

Evan Hoffman is the biggest hoe at our school.

by Boone exposed September 15, 2018

The Dustin Hoffman

When you bang a girls asshole with your nose

I met up with Michelle and I gave her The Dustin Hoffman in her anus

Dustin Hoffman has a shitty mustache because he likes giving hookers The Dustin Hoffman

by Javster Gonzalez October 17, 2008

dustin hoffman

Another word for angel dust. Dust.

Tommy, where are you guys going? Were takin the train to brooklyn to see dustin hoffman.

by bxtap April 2, 2009