Katie Hoff

A sexy swimmer chick that owns world of female swimming. She attended the 2004 olympic games at 15 years of age and currently holds the World record in the 400 Individual Medly and multiple American records.

Katie Hoff tooled everybody in that race yesterday.

by Chris Griffen July 2, 2008

syd hoff

some who is hilar/fabulous/lovely.. usually a female, usually tall, HOT, a playa.. and all around just a fantabulous person

i wish i was a syd hoff

by BVVVVVW April 30, 2009

erica hoff

The most beautiful and amazing girl you will ever meet. Is usually introverted and likes to keep to herself. If you ever find an Erica, you should cherish her for life.

"Who is that girl?"
"That's Erica Hoff."

by UrMumsGay May 2, 2018

HOFF-ME

the word that a vice principal says to a certified hofficer if the are having significant pleasure.

HOFF-ME scotty!

by UR average school boy September 20, 2018

hoff off

To make a melodramatic exit when things don't go your way, a la David Hassellhoff on America's Got Talent.

"Seeing Joe with Traci made Jeff hoff off."

by Earl Sharrow February 27, 2008

Ethan Hoff

A crummy scumbag who is so lonely and so utterly depressing he desires not a girlfriend, but a fuck-buddy. Said Ethan has a hard time keeping things long term and uses depressing methods to bring you in. When presented with an argument, he tends to bring moot points into play that either have no relevance to the conversation, make no sense whatsoever, or sounds like a feminist wrote it down a spoke it to a large audience. When the Ethan Hoff is brung into to a conversation of friends, he tends to ruin it with depressing shit or saying, and I quote, "YEA BOIIIIIII".

Friends: "Man, Braxton is cool and all, but sometimes he can be annoying
The Ethan Hoff: 'WHAT THE HELL MAN!!?? JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE LIKES SOMEONE ELSE DOES NOT MEAN THAT-..."
Friends: "Okay, we're gonna stop you right there Ethan Hoff."
The Ethan Hoff: "MAKING JOKES ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE AREN'T...!"
Friends: "SILENCE!"

by DonTheNugget March 7, 2017

jack hoff

1. He is a rabbi at our school
2. To masturbate

Rabbi Jack Hoff is a great guy

I jacked off the other day

by djfkslafj November 9, 2008