hoebagfagcuntlickdickshitballsmolestingpriest

Self defining word for a friend or broski when they do something stupid and or to fuck with them.

We had plans?" "Yeah, now im stuck at home watching my sister you hoebagfagcuntlickdickshitballsmolestingpriest." "whut the eff. David Blane.

by Thorcannon3000 July 21, 2010

hoebag

1. A term that refers to stupid people, not necessary a whorish girl. If you get mad at your boyfriend you can call him a hoebag.
2. A bag full of hoes(gardening equipment!!)

1. Person a: Dude my sis stole my new purse!
Person b: God, what a hoebag!

2. Person a: Dude I can fit my donkey in this hoebag!
Person b: Wow, totally sweet!

by Shorty Beebop October 4, 2005

hoevang

The words of an extra terestrial when he is scared.

When ET is watching TV he shouts "Hoevang".

by Theophilus April 29, 2005

hoebagskankypants

(adj.) one who is a whore; has bad odor;an ugly appearance

Karolina is such a hoebagskankypants.

She has hoebagskankypants

by immakuttchu February 11, 2010

Selena Hoebag

A female that performs oral intercourse at girl scout camp, and other places of publicness.

Dude shit man...that girl is a total selena hoebag, she sucked my dick in the woods yesterday for like two hours...WHILE THE GIRL SCOUTS WERE WATCHING!

by Cooper Mead January 29, 2008

hoebaggy

a word for someone who is a douche bag; this type of person is a dumbass and says retarded stuff 24/7; This is also somebody who lacks in friends; an overall loser.

Origin: A great pirate and lumberjack of a man made it when in his math class as a comeback to a lame remark by a Patel.

Donny: Celine Dione ROCKS!
Cool Kids and Nonlosers: What a freaking hoebaggy.
Third Person: 4serious.

Ryan: Hey guys let's go pick up fine hunnies at the mall!
Us: You are such a fcken hoebaggy.
Ryan: Your mom.
Us: Well I gotta give you some props, I myself used to go to the mall to pick up fine hunnies,...then I turned 10.

by Anti-HOEBAGGY July 28, 2008

hoebag

(adj.) another way to call someone stupid because hoes are often quite ditsy. But should only be used this way when you're joking around with you're friends because it's an insult and some people will think that you're calling them a whore when you don't mean it that way.

(some people also use skankbag. It's the same thing)

"You're such a hoebag."

by sillybillybob June 6, 2009