someone in the act of being a hobknocker: a hobknocker is someone that runs around and rubing there penis and balls on random people and , or kicking random people in the balls
example: kate ann sailor kicking people in the balls or rubbing her balls over a random person. this is what a hobknocking person does.
by onna1 June 22, 2009
Get the hobknockingmug. by scenesinner February 7, 2009
Get the hobknockermug. by bigtiddykim March 4, 2017
Get the hobknockermug. 1) when a guy hits you in the face with his penis
2) one who goes around hitting people hard in the testicles/ to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked
3) when a guy takes his penis and harshly slaps a sexual partner across the face
2) one who goes around hitting people hard in the testicles/ to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked
3) when a guy takes his penis and harshly slaps a sexual partner across the face
1) Hobknock is also a form of rape.
2) She was so angry that she decided to hob-knock him.
3)During sex he thought it would be a good idea to try to hob-knock her.
2) She was so angry that she decided to hob-knock him.
3)During sex he thought it would be a good idea to try to hob-knock her.
by ditzy =D April 5, 2009
Get the hobknockmug. He was a real hobknocker!
by DefinitionsFortheSoul November 23, 2009
Get the hobknockermug. by carls to cool kubis June 4, 2009
Get the hobknockermug. A word which people think actually mean something nasty, even though all the definitions were made after the date the iCarly episode actually aired.
bob: icarly's disgusting. they said hobknocker, which means to slap your penis across someone's face
john: no you idiot it didn't mean anything before the episode. horny kids just started making random definitions on urbandictionary after the episode
john: no you idiot it didn't mean anything before the episode. horny kids just started making random definitions on urbandictionary after the episode
by bobby cool kid 23 August 10, 2020
Get the hobknockermug.