j-hob

Mafia term for a piece of business.

Time to get the j-hob done, Franky.

by DKLONE July 31, 2007

Hob Job

When you recieve a blow job and a hand job at the same time.

Joey's girlfriend gives one sick hob job!

by Vikings88 aka Clit Commander July 11, 2004

corn hob

a bumpy penis

did you see his corn hob?

by corn hob July 16, 2011

hob goblin

when a male performs self masturbation and curls up to himself and sounds like freakitty old man while ejaculating...he is performing the hob goblin.

Man I just walked in on kevin and he was hob goblin like a mofo... that nasty nigguh!!! WTF!!??

by Frsh To Death April 17, 2010

hob along

To walk uneven
To make fun of somebody with a sore leg

Hey hob along how's the leg today?

by David Stuart November 1, 2007

hob-knobbing

Messing around, hanging out; especially with snobbish people

Hob-knobbing is how socialites spend their days.

by Hildasuz December 9, 2008

Hob-knocker

1. one who goes around hitting people hard in the testicles

2. to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked

On ICarly and Friends the runner up to David Archuleta calls everyone Hob-knockers, hob-knocked is to get hit hard in the testicles ergo a hob-knocker...

by ChaseMyFace February 8, 2009