switch hitter

Slang for a bisexual person

"You know John?"

"Yeah why"

"Turns out he's a switch hitter! Never even entered my gaydar..."

by igdoritos January 14, 2021

Shitter hitter

A gentleman who believes that the anus should not be an output device only.

What shitter hitter!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

Pipe Hitter

The people who smoke crack and can therefore accomplish a difficult/dangerous/disturbing things because they only care about their next high.

Has been adopted by tier 1 special operations to refer to tough men who go the extra distance to accomplish the mission or rescue their fellow man. Doesn't really make much sense when used this way.

I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. - Marcellus Wallace (Pulp Fiction)

"Just read about that Medal of Honour recipient. Absolute pipe hitter."

by 398281007 November 14, 2019

Heavy hitter

A person on your team in life who has your back up 150% and come taking on the entire opposing team single-handedly that's what I have yet her is all these other definitions fell short of the grace of what a heavy-hitter is

Don't make me call my Heavy Hitters cuz they will tear some s*** up

by Snow Duarte October 26, 2018

Rimm Hitter

When you have a poop thats just about to hit the surface of the anus hole. They often come along with sharts.

Oh man, That turd was a rimm hitter , it almost came out.

by HAHApoop July 22, 2010

one hitter

A type of weed-smoking paraphernalia that traditionally refers to pipe that deliberately mimics the shape of a cigarette. In areas of the world where it is illegal to smoke weed, although weed is delicious and good for the high, it is wise to smoke out of a one hitter: if a cop sees you smokin' a one-hitter, he or she will just think it's a ciggey. Haw! You can fool 'em!

One hitters are also used by the stingy, frugal, or used to control how much of their stash friends or weed needin' acquaintances get to smoke. This is related to the custom that accompanies smoking a one-hitter: all the weed that is rammed into the pipe is smoked 'to the head' or by the individual, him or herself, who is handed the green tipped ciggie-chameleon.

A one-hitter is also referred to as a 'oney'.

A: Yo, you fuckin' kiddin? This is South Korea!
B: Don't even worry about it. Doan even weerry bout it...
A: Man, I'm scared as shit. If I get busted they gonna yank my passport; my student loans!
B: Shit, don't trip. This be a one hitter.
A: Oh.... cool. You dreamy!

A: Yo finish that shit, bitch!
B: Naw, man, I'm...
high as a fart-cloud

flyin in the night.
A: Fool that's a one-hitter. Put that in your head!
B: Aight.

A: Hey, let me get another one of those.
B: Sorry, bro. That's a 'one' hitter. That's all you get.
A: But I ain't even faded. Come on gimme another one.
B: Sorry man; I got all these scavengers up in my mutha fuckin piece... Why don't you buy a sack?

A: What's up with this cigarette? Feels hard as shit. Whatever...
B: (15 min. later). Oh shit, what happened to Mikey?
C: Oh no, he musta thought this oney was a cancer stick.
A: (Hazily) Guys! Take me to the emergency room. I think ahmina have a heart-attack.

B: Poofta!

by Che Boludo March 9, 2010

pipe hitter

Some one or a group of people who are willing to go to the extreme in order to get things accomplished. Most commonly refers to the special forces, but is not limited to that. Can also serve as an extreme marksman(s). Someone who will accomplish any task no questions asked. It is rapidly evolving to encompass all those who live life to the extreme.

Black Water is full of pipe hitters, ready to go.
Pipe Hitters Union Creed: "Live extreme, always give one hundred percent and watch your brother's backs."

by Harry Waring March 10, 2008