hitch hiking on the sheets 

One who would rather stay in his hotel room and jack off masterbate than bang some Ho(s).

<knock> <knock>

Quit hitch hiking on the sheets and let's go bang some Ho's.

hitch hiking on the sheets by Arnold Martell June 11, 2006

hitch hiker 

When a girl is on her knees giving a blowjob and she puts her arm between your legs and puts her hand in a hitch hiking position and puts her thumb up your ass.

That girl gave me a hitch hiker, and i got the best of both worlds.

hitch hiker by Matt Gilberg (Dream Team May 13, 2005

hitch cock 

Derived from the words 'hitch' (meaning 'limp') and 'cock' (not a rooster), is a synonym of the term limp dick.

The word around school is that he's a bit of a hitch cock.

hitch cock by godnalor April 28, 2010

hitch hiker 

when you fart and it travels uo your crack and pops out the top of the anus or the oppisite direction going up next to your testicles.

wow that fart sounded funny mike was that a hitch hiker oh yeah right next to the nuts.

hitch hiker by kevon December 21, 2002

hitch a cock 

To get a lift off someone

Mate can i hitch a cock with you?

hitch a cock by paddington398 May 8, 2008

Hitch-Hiker

also see stranger A hitch-hiker is where you make your hand go numb and masturbate. Similar to a stranger but done in a car.

I couldn't wait to get home to give myself a starnger, so I decided to give my self a hitch-hiker.

Hitch-Hiker by Big Mac March 8, 2005

hitch fucking 

Hitching your ewe

Hitch Fucking - When you put the sheep's back feet in your rubber boots so she can't get away.

hitch fucking by B-Don Noble August 29, 2017