by Robin January 3, 2005
Get the historymug. 
Get the historymug. the number subject where it crushes your dreams and eventually scar you because who knows history might tell you that your great great great grandpa is napolean or it will tell that your pet dog is the korean version of chicken
history: noun. the subject that would tell that your not the first person on the damn moon #jealous bitch
by Homework Hater March 30, 2017
Get the historymug. (adverb) -
1: Pertaining to the art of storytelling that involves interjecting historical facts and figures into everyday events. Creating a bristling wall of history in modern life that is impossible to ignore.
2: Explaining said stories and experiences to another friend, without burdening them with the unnecessarily yet extremely juicy bits of information and distantly relevant narratives involved.
1: Pertaining to the art of storytelling that involves interjecting historical facts and figures into everyday events. Creating a bristling wall of history in modern life that is impossible to ignore.
2: Explaining said stories and experiences to another friend, without burdening them with the unnecessarily yet extremely juicy bits of information and distantly relevant narratives involved.
Character 1: "Dude, the president's speech last night interrupted my robot chicken episode! That was so uncool."
Character 2: "Yeah, but imagine if you were in the 1930's and every night the president would give you the lowdown in his 'fireside chats'. I think you would be much more annoyed, yet that president was FDR, one of the greatest........."
Character 1: "I get it, no need to make my lack of robot chicken one of your historiful moments.
Character 2: "Yeah, but imagine if you were in the 1930's and every night the president would give you the lowdown in his 'fireside chats'. I think you would be much more annoyed, yet that president was FDR, one of the greatest........."
Character 1: "I get it, no need to make my lack of robot chicken one of your historiful moments.
by historophile December 7, 2009
Get the historifulmug. An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, with rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
by Merovaeus January 21, 2004
Get the historymug. by AXiD January 8, 2004
Get the historymug. referring to oneself or one's group as history means to demand that the drop-dead time for leaving the area has already been surpassed.
"We should be outta here, yesterday! We're History!"
or
"We're History! We're Taillights! Let's blow 'dis popstand!"
or
"We're History! We're Taillights! Let's blow 'dis popstand!"
by Dobe Doinat December 28, 2005
Get the historymug.