Hippocrate

1. The retarded way of spelling 'hypocrite'.

2. A large container used for transporting a hippo.

1.

*On a chatroom*

Dumb Guy: Man, that Tommy69 is such a fuckin' hippocrate...

Smart Arse: Dude, you mean hypocrite?

Dumb Guy: Yeah, whatever...

2.

Zoo Keeper: You got the hippo in the hippocrate yet?

Random Bloke: Yessuh.

by The Crateman October 16, 2011

hippiecrite

An individual, typically of the genus "country club soccer mom," who loudly boasts about their environmentally responsible lifestyle such as only shopping organic, lighting their homes with CFLs, and backyard composting yet, drives a HUMMER H2 and only drinks bottled water.

That hippiecrite scolded me for not recycling the paper wrapper I just tossed in the garbage as she headed off in her HUMMER H2 with windows open and air conditioning cranking to go swimming in her heated pool.

by Ocean Rat March 22, 2008

family values hypocrites

a phrase used to describe family who think they are better than others, have multiple kids out of wedlock, cheat on their wives, wives would never leave because they are too weak, 2nd and 3rd generation KKK members, there is a closeted family member, don't know the meaning of nepotism, but practice it because their kids aren't smart enough to be successful on their own, and the family loves the Palins, Bushes, and Reagan... They want everything to be like the old days, when white people were in power...

Now, those George's, they are the ultimate family values hypocrites...

by selgville153 November 28, 2010

hippocritter

Dieting with many talkative overweight people prompted the play on the words, "overweight yacky hypocrite". A person who often talks a "good weight loss" but cannot follow through.

She kept talking about how 120 lbs was going to be easy yet after 3 year, she's gained weight. What a hippocritter!?!

by Chris Yandall November 16, 2004

hippocratical

A belief system of Anesthesiologists that refuse to enforce Capital Punishment. A combination of the hippocratic oath taken by physicians and the word, hippocritical. A term coined by the great Stephen Colbert, in reference to the anesthesiologists that refused to assist in the execution of a convited rapist and murderer.

"Those sum bitches Anesthesiologists are so hippocratical, they wouldn't know truthiness if it came up and bite them like a bear. And that's the word."

by chang-a-lang February 25, 2006

Hipocrite

A person who talks shit about someone and acts like they don’t like them either, then goes and hangs out with them.

She was literally talking shit about her and now they’re bff’s. What a hipocrite.

by user7891 July 27, 2018

Hyprocrite

Someone who blatantly talks badly about people, but once something bad happens, they act as though they were the best of friends when people are around.

Marissa always spoke badly about Jessica, until Jessica got sick. Marissa is such a hyprocrite for acting like she liked her. Marissa is an attention whore who is as fake as fake can be.

by Barelyorange March 6, 2011