A prison for teenagers who didn't do anything wrong, where we take even worse bullshit from the system than actual convicts. You spend your time trying to stay awake in class, trying to impress people you despise deep down, trying to make time for homework and sports, and chasing that hot girl you've wanted to fuck since 8th grade. Most people get the first 3 okay, but the fourth one is where it starts to fall apart. First, you'll try the "nice guy" approach, and when that gets rejected, you'll try the "popular prep" approach, and when she ignores you again, you'll go for that "asshole jock" approach. If you manage to sink this low, then maybe her shallow, bitchy mind will finally notice you. Even if you do have a girlfriend or a boyfriend, everything you do spreads around like wildfire, and if you manage to say 1 thing wrong, you lose your girlfriend, and most likely, all the friends you ditched to make your shallow relationship work. Then, there are your "friends". Everyone acts nice to your face, but the second you turn your back, they start talking shit about you. And you only know this because that's exactly what you do to them. To put it short, everyone in high school is an insecure, shallow kiss-ass conformist. Yes, even the goths and emos are conformists. If they weren't, they wouldn't be stereotypes. High school fucks you up like nothing else can.
On the first day of high school
My mom: Hey, high school's gonna be great.
Freshman me: Cool, I'll try to enjoy it
After I come back
mom: How was your first day of high school?
me: I hate everyone.
My mom: Hey, high school's gonna be great.
Freshman me: Cool, I'll try to enjoy it
After I come back
mom: How was your first day of high school?
me: I hate everyone.
by Ihateeveryone55 August 23, 2011
by smokey July 26, 2003
No, they were not all created around 1960. mine was created in 1906. and no, you are not required to attend high school until you are 18. You may drop out when you are 16.
but good definitions.
i aplaud your efforts
but good definitions.
i aplaud your efforts
High School. mmm tasty.
by Arielle December 22, 2005
1. Prepare to watch helplessly as all your hopes and dreams crash and burn.
2. Any one who tells you high school wasn't "that bad" or is "better than the real world", is a lying douche bag. But do not hold this against them, because they are obviously high school graduates. And after your four years of hell are up, you will automatically be transformed into, a lying douche bag just like the rest of the adult population.
2. Any one who tells you high school wasn't "that bad" or is "better than the real world", is a lying douche bag. But do not hold this against them, because they are obviously high school graduates. And after your four years of hell are up, you will automatically be transformed into, a lying douche bag just like the rest of the adult population.
Jean: Wow Liz seems to be taking her 50th birthday really hard.
Dorris: Yeah I know, she must feel like she did back in high school, like all of her hopes and dreams have crashed and burned right before her very eyes and it's too late to save them.
Jean: Oh Dorris, don't be so grim! High school was great!
Dorris *Thinks to self* Thank god i dropped out of that dump before it was too late.
Dorris: Yeah I know, she must feel like she did back in high school, like all of her hopes and dreams have crashed and burned right before her very eyes and it's too late to save them.
Jean: Oh Dorris, don't be so grim! High school was great!
Dorris *Thinks to self* Thank god i dropped out of that dump before it was too late.
by prettttybob December 11, 2009
Allow me to tell you a little story about an incident that occurred last year while I was a freshman in college.
While visiting my Mom back in my hometown, I ran into Jack, once quarterback and alpha-male at my old high school. He looked at me at contempt, due to the fact that I personally said 'fuck you' and gave the him finger too on Graduation Day. So I walked up to him, said it again, and walked away like nothing happened. And I didn't give two shits about it the next day because I'm out of that fucking parasite known as high school, he doesn't have any empowerment over my social standing like he once did and I don't have to give a flying fuck about what he's going to say on Facebook about this anymore. Fuck him, fuck his friends, fuck High School, thank God I'm out.
While visiting my Mom back in my hometown, I ran into Jack, once quarterback and alpha-male at my old high school. He looked at me at contempt, due to the fact that I personally said 'fuck you' and gave the him finger too on Graduation Day. So I walked up to him, said it again, and walked away like nothing happened. And I didn't give two shits about it the next day because I'm out of that fucking parasite known as high school, he doesn't have any empowerment over my social standing like he once did and I don't have to give a flying fuck about what he's going to say on Facebook about this anymore. Fuck him, fuck his friends, fuck High School, thank God I'm out.
That is High School in retrospect. The worst four years in your life, yet the most important. If you survive, than you will be the stronger for it. If you were like me, escaping high school feels like bliss, like being let loose after living in a caged for years. High School is a bitch, no doubt about it, but don't let it get to you. There's a finish line at the end and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
by Duke Undergrad January 04, 2011
Parents: High school is the best four years of your life.
Teachers: Do your fucking homework.
Friends: We try to conform to different stereotypes because we're insecure.
You: Fuck this shit.
Teachers: Do your fucking homework.
Friends: We try to conform to different stereotypes because we're insecure.
You: Fuck this shit.
by ~i put on for my city~ December 14, 2009
A form of inhumanity, believed to have been outlawed by the Geneva Conventions (See Hell). The longer one spends in a so called "Educational Facility," the worse the mental capacity, attention span, and overall health become (See Death). It is a common belief that once one is out of said facility, they are free to do whatever they wish. This is Bull Shit. The extended residence at one of these locations (See Failure) can lead to Suicide. Common side effects of high school include Insanity, Drug abuse and losing The Game. All in all, high school is a fate worse than Barney.
A) Person 1 - "HOLY SHIT! HE KILLED HIMSELF! WHAT HAPPENED!"
Person 2 - (shakes head) "High School"
B) High School Musical 3
Person 2 - (shakes head) "High School"
B) High School Musical 3
by BEAST_modez October 07, 2008