The opposite of gaydar. An ablilty to sense heterosexuality in another being. Useful when your newly uncloseted friend decides that every attractive male with a sense of style is gay, and tries to trump your totally logical arguments to the contrary by proclaiming to have gaydar.
gay dude: "Your buddy Steve is gay."
not gay dude: "no he isn't"
gay dude: "believe me I have gaydar, he's gay as Christmas"
not gay due: "Well I have hetdar, and he's about as gay as Wilt Chamberlin"
gay dude: "oh..."
not gay dude: "no he isn't"
gay dude: "believe me I have gaydar, he's gay as Christmas"
not gay due: "Well I have hetdar, and he's about as gay as Wilt Chamberlin"
gay dude: "oh..."
by Sean M. Lennon March 9, 2006
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by Secretly the homo God April 21, 2015
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'Phew. I think I'll take the day off, I just got back from Christmas Break in New Brunswick and I'm hella hetlagged.'
by pierreandre June 23, 2009
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Get the Hetasexual mug.Hetalia is a webcomic that became an anime centered around the Axis Powers Feliciano(Italy), Ludwig(Germany) and Kiku(Japan).
A hell you will never escape. Don’t watch this if you don’t want to have a crush on every single fucking character.
There’s representations of America, England, France, Russia, China, Canada, Spain, Prussia, Benelux countries, Baltic states, Belarus, Ukraine, Austria, Hungary, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Portugal, The nordics, Greece, Turkey, South Korea, Taiwan, Macau, Hong Kong, Vietnam, Thailand, India, Australia, New Zealand, Seychelles, Egypt, Cyprus and Cuba too
A hell you will never escape. Don’t watch this if you don’t want to have a crush on every single fucking character.
There’s representations of America, England, France, Russia, China, Canada, Spain, Prussia, Benelux countries, Baltic states, Belarus, Ukraine, Austria, Hungary, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Portugal, The nordics, Greece, Turkey, South Korea, Taiwan, Macau, Hong Kong, Vietnam, Thailand, India, Australia, New Zealand, Seychelles, Egypt, Cyprus and Cuba too
by Kiku Jones May 23, 2020
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"Hetalia is a great anime, America and Japan are so gay for each other."
"Omg, I know right? America and Japan together, it's so canon."
Hater:"Fuck Hetalia"
Hater: Is trampled by fan girls and is now dead
"Now back to ships, any one ship USUK?"
FrUK shippers: "Nope Lel"
USUK shippers: "Fucking die"
-ship war starts-
"So America and Japan are so gay for each other, right?"
"Yup"
"Omg, I know right? America and Japan together, it's so canon."
Hater:"Fuck Hetalia"
Hater: Is trampled by fan girls and is now dead
"Now back to ships, any one ship USUK?"
FrUK shippers: "Nope Lel"
USUK shippers: "Fucking die"
-ship war starts-
"So America and Japan are so gay for each other, right?"
"Yup"
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