mrs heptinstall

She is the worst fucking teacher you’ll have. No one listens in her lessons and just plays Tetris at the back of the class.

You have mrs heptinstall next, you can get some sleep in her lesson,

by Rochel December 19, 2021

Heppy

“Heppy” term similar to the word “happy” but cooler.

Yo braa this makes me heppy

by Tess tess the best best April 21, 2019

Hefty bag

a overweight or obese douchebag commonly the wing man of a more powerful douche bag such as the player bag or alpha bag in other words the alpha bags scrotege'.
Wears: anything lil' wayne wears

1. gah that guys such a douch. I know and his scrotege' hefty bag
2.

by Chippy from tim and eric August 1, 2009

Hetty Wainthropp

A hilariously cheesy extremely British mystery show about a "spunky" detective lady in her 60's that acquires Geoffrey Shawcross Dominic Monaghan as her sleuth sidekick...an incredibly cute 19 year old sidekick...who is still incredibly cute as a widdle owd hobbit...
Ran from 96 to 2000 (not sure, check on IMDB)

"I have problems talking to girls..."
"Yup! I'm an Aussie. I'm here for the cricket."

by kerplunkymunky February 3, 2004

hefty

Might come from the german "heftig", which means massive or intense.

Hefty fine = really really nice/good

by St, Edzehard March 4, 2009

hefty bag

A woman whose shape resembles that of a full hefty bag.

What time is the hefty bag coming to pick up the money tonight?

by Native American River October 13, 2007

Heptasexual

(noun.) A heptasexual refers to a human being sexually attracted to the following things or people: man woman, new-born babies, puppies, kittens or cubs; elder people, tuna. Those people are suspected to suffer from an incurable mental illness.

Dude, have you heard of the gay pediatrician married to that hot nurse, that got fired for making out with an old patient while fucking a tuna can? I guess he is a real heptasexual, man!

by manufaction September 17, 2016