Helinski Situation

When, during a disagreement, someone makes a careless mistake (such as a mispronunciation or misspelling) and the other person uses the mistake as an argument against them.

Person one: Ew, Britney Spears.
Person two: No! Ew, the Jonez brothers.
Person one: HAH! You've created a helinski situation, so I'm right!!

by I'mrighto June 27, 2009

Queef Heaving

The Sport of idaho Where a potato is inserted into the vagina and farted (or) Queefed out aiming for a target...

Hey Bri Wanna Play A Round Of Queef Heaving?

by Shaniqua Russet Avenue October 3, 2008

helping hand

Assistance given to someone who becomes tired while providing a handjob.

While Dick Cheney was giving me a handjob, but was too tired to continue, I took hold of his wrist and gave him a helping hand. The helping hand provides a somewhat similar experience and sensation to the Stranger in the Night.

by Jon Vermillion and E.B. August 22, 2005

Helping-Hands Job

A sexual maneuver where a male sits on his knees. His partner sits behind him so that their chest touches his back. The partner then reaches underneath the male's armpits and extends their arms outward. The male will then fold his arms over his partner's and hides his hands behind his back. The partner then gives the male a hand-job is such a fashion that an observer may believe the male is using his own hands. The concept is likely born from the game called "Helping Hands" on the popular television show "Who's Line is it Anyway".

My girlfriend gave me a helping-hands job while I looked in the mirror so it looked like I was masturbating without having to put forth the effort.

by peggy87 July 29, 2010

heaving

1. Vomiting, or being within seconds of doing so.

2. Of a place, uncomfortably busy.

"The dancefloor was heaving, but some guy started heaving and a space opened up."

by marcata August 13, 2003

helping richard out of the pool

When you have to use extreme strength to get your dick out of a girl's pussy when it is in too tight.

Girl: Let's stop, my dad is going to be home any minute!
Boy: Alright, let's get dressed.
Girl: What are you waiting for, hurry up!
Boy: Hold on, I'm helping Richard out of the pool.

by ONEY RULES ☝ October 25, 2014

helina

the bhaddest bitch in the game. she doesn't think it, but she is for sure. ass for days, gorgeous hair, the best pair of lips you've ever seen. she is beautiful even if she doesn't think it, and she deserves the world. kind of a crackhead at times, and sometimes needs a whack upside the head. and she also tends to pick the worst guys you can ever pick. but she's loyal asf and I love her endlessly.

girl- i love helina, she's amazing
guy- that girl got a fat ass, who is she?
girl- ikr?? that's my friend helina

by addsgs April 24, 2020