Hamburger Helper

Pasta you have to mix the meat in with. Normally, food for people on Welfare.

I don't have a job so I eat Hamburger Helper a lot.

by squidfinder123 September 18, 2005

Hitlers Helper

A 'Hitlers Helper' is performed when, whilst sleeping... usually when a friends sleeping over your house or vice versa. The crime is commited though, by sticking your finger up your poop shoot; preferrably the thumb, and streaking the tainted fingers across the victims face, smearing your stink juice in a fashion such to resemble Hitlers mustache. When your victim awakes early in the morn, he'll find himself with some newly smeared shat on his grill, and sporting a new fashionable mustache.(also known as the 'stank stache.')

"What the fuck is that smell???"
"Hahaahahahah hail hitler.. you've just gotten shat smeared on your face a.k.a. a hitlers helper"

by Ms. Galloway June 11, 2006

Santas helper

you climb on a house roof and you take a big shit down the chimney so when they light their fire it smells like shit!!

The kids wanted presents next door and i gave them one! It was a santas helper!!!!!!

by Michael Bolton6969 December 22, 2008

Hamburger helper

Crappying in your hand and using as lubricant to jerk someone off

After eating a bunch of prunes jane was ready to give John the hamburger helper.

by Poop Slap Whack June 6, 2010

Bulgarian Helper

When an individual reverse grips their penis and their "helper" grasps the wrist, thereby enabling one to thrust to their hearts content.

Jeff is always down to be my Bulgarian Helper.

by The Bathroom Munchkin November 27, 2011

Tuna Helper

A straight man or woman who likes to hang out with lesbians.

"Tina isn't a lesbian. She just has a lot of lesbian friends. She's a tuna helper."

by Buttercup1976 March 28, 2008

Helper dog

1) A dog trained to help humans with various tasks like hunting ducks, finding hidden cocaine, herding sheep, etc.
2) By extension, a dog with no special training trying to help humans with some task beyond its capabilities or understanding (such as car repair or calculus), but mostly looking confused and getting in the way.
3) By extension, a human doing the same thing.

“Don’t just stand there like a helper dog, go do something useful!”

by DM from BC March 16, 2021