heidenreich

A boss ass bitch last name. Don’t fuck with a Heidenreich.

Those Heidenreich’s are bat shit crazy... they know how to party and fuck some shit up.

by buubiez January 30, 2018

Heidegger

A German philosopher who reconciled panpsychism (being-in-the-world) to solipsism (being-towards-death) through concern (care for other consciousnesses).

Although Heidegger explicitly posited that time was the horizon of being he subtextually stated that being was the horizon of time.

by sandraxine August 25, 2018

Petty heifer

Someone who is rude,stupid,and gets mad about dumb things.

John is such a petty heifer,he got upset with me over the dumbest thing today.

by fuck_you_hoe September 3, 2016

jerkin-gerkin-heimer

Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.

Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer

by rbnightmare May 18, 2009

Heineken Remover

The drunk version of the Heimlich Maneuver. Coined one night during a party in the woods by a drunk party attendee when some one started choking on a joint, then drank some beer too quickly and started choking.

This was followed with 20 years worth of ball busting and made a great story.

"Hey, you better stop choking or I will have to give you the Heineken Remover to save you"

by formfeeder July 24, 2008

Heiferosexual

a person who is sexually attracted to, and has sexual preference for a fat person.

Check Piff out, why does he always go for the fatties? He's a full-bore heiferosexual.

by Poopstack October 14, 2009

heimer syndrome

To use metaphors non-stop such as using 7 or more metaphors in a 1 hour lecture.

Man, he musta used at least 20 metaphors on that lecture of the big bang theory. He must be suffering from the heimer syndrome

by Thebigbangtheroy August 31, 2009