hegbert

A small leprachaun whos parents are a fat hairy bastard and Chocolate thunder. Created when the care bear flavored condom broke.

is Hegbert a boy or girl?

by HegbertFanClub January 9, 2008

HENERAL

1. A PERSON IS A HENERAL WHEN THEY ARE HALF CHICKEN, HALF GENERAL. USUALLY FEMALE.

2. THE CHICK IN CHARGE

PERSON 1: WHAT IS THE HENERAL UP TO TODAY?

PERSON 2: OH, I THINK SHE IS AT YOUR MOM'S HOUSE

by RAYYZOR8 May 5, 2011

Hefner Syndrome

A man with a beautiful loving and loyal wife that he takes for granted while chasing whores.

Oh, my husband? Ask his exwife, crachkwhore, babymomma, barber or any lady walking the street after dark, you know one of my wife in laws. Poor thing, he really has Hefner Syndrome.

by J. Wife June 26, 2019

Heinerschite

To destroy one's own career in a profound or dramatic manner.

Alissa thought that trannys drank more beer that frat boys and rednecks. When she tried to prove it, her career as a marketing executive for a large brewery took a heinerschite.

by URallabunchofidiots May 22, 2023

ruben heguertty

a funny and awsome guy who likes meeting new people and also who loves and cares for 1 girl only

that guy really loves his girl,man he such a ruben heguertty

by tres cinco April 5, 2012

kie hefner

A FUCKING GOAT....SIMPLE

Kie Hefner BO$$UP get bitches wet and niggas mad

by Kie Hefner March 13, 2017

Hugh Hefner

Pimp
God
Real American Hero

Hugh Hefner is a fucking god!

by Drue B. July 22, 2006