hacking the lettuce

euphemism for masturbation

studies show that hacking the lettuce 5 times a week reduces prostate cancer rates. That, and its fun too.

by McInnes May 15, 2005

Asshole Hacking

When you shove a keyboard up your asshole and start hacking the computer

Hey man I’m asshole hacking your computer right now

by ChickenBiscuits0 April 4, 2019

hucking dingas

A slang term used by many high school students for chewing tobacco in the area north of Boston. Very common in Salem, Beverly and Peabody.

We always be chillin' behind 7-11 and hucking dingas with the crew.

by KushMinded October 14, 2010

hacking off

busting a nut, beating off, pounding off, jerking off, jacking off, beating your meat, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, rabbit in and out of the hole, driving over the bridge, firing off some white stuff, meatbag'in it, angering god, going blind, spraying the fire hose, milking the weasel, pleasuring yourself manually, touching yourself, taking a trip to England, forst'in the wheaties, abortion alternative, masturbation.

Dude, I was hacking off the other night and my mom walked in. So awk!!!

by coolcatgiantsfan August 14, 2010

hocking loogies

To expell phlegm or any amount of secretions from the mouth in a loud form.

Jeremy was hocking loogies all day after a long night of smoking and drinking.

by Dr.Alcock October 2, 2013

hucking fell

When you wanna say fucking hell but your teacher or superior is in earshot.

*stubs toe* "Hucking Fell"

by grhyfhtdmhfhgsjnhdjtengfjyfjyt December 15, 2017

River Heckling

To taunt or otherwise heckle canoeists, rafters, kayakers, etc as they make their way down a river. Especially fun near river hazards that can cause navigation difficulties. Taunts may be concealed by referring to them as professional canoeists/rafters/kayakers before starting any detailed heckling. For some reason the sarcasm is rarely noticed. To maintain good river relationships each heckle session should be terminated with a "Job well done."

1)Prototype River Heckling dialog usually goes like this: Here come some professional kayakers. Look how they handle that craft. Job well done.

2)River Heckling occured from the banks as the "professional" rafters paddled by.

by Slipkid July 18, 2006