by Babywater May 28, 2020
Get the haran mug.A last name given to unfortunate pasty ginger children which by nature implies impotency, small genetalia (frequently absent), leprosy, mental retardation and frequent bouts of gender confusion.
Many times Hawranik's will pretend to be big shots, but they fail miserably while trying.
Typically parents will name their child Drew however this in no way denounces the defintion. In fact, the combination of this first and last name only magnify the aforementioned characteristics.
Hawranik's typically surround themselves with the "cool" crowd in hopes of fitting in, however their lame sense of style, poor coordination, and lack of social skills have left Hawranik's at the bottom of the preverbial food chain.
In the 1800's when Europeans were exploring North America, while docked at different ports, the captains often ventured to local pubs. Due to copious amounts of alcohol and so-called beer goggles, these captains mated with lowly promiscuous red headed women. It has been said that one sailor overheard another sailor saying "Haah...Ironic!", when refering to the whole ordeal. As time passed, and the promiscuous women gave birth the bastard children, villagers often refered to them as Hawranik's; hence the name.
Many times Hawranik's will pretend to be big shots, but they fail miserably while trying.
Typically parents will name their child Drew however this in no way denounces the defintion. In fact, the combination of this first and last name only magnify the aforementioned characteristics.
Hawranik's typically surround themselves with the "cool" crowd in hopes of fitting in, however their lame sense of style, poor coordination, and lack of social skills have left Hawranik's at the bottom of the preverbial food chain.
In the 1800's when Europeans were exploring North America, while docked at different ports, the captains often ventured to local pubs. Due to copious amounts of alcohol and so-called beer goggles, these captains mated with lowly promiscuous red headed women. It has been said that one sailor overheard another sailor saying "Haah...Ironic!", when refering to the whole ordeal. As time passed, and the promiscuous women gave birth the bastard children, villagers often refered to them as Hawranik's; hence the name.
Person 1: Hey I'm Drew, nice to meet you.
Person 2: Your last name wouldn't happen to be Hawranik?
Person 1: Why, yes it is!
Person 2: Ahhh, I've heard about you.
Person 1: Excuse me?
Person 2: Ok...I'm leaving now I don't like Hawranik's.
Person 2: Your last name wouldn't happen to be Hawranik?
Person 1: Why, yes it is!
Person 2: Ahhh, I've heard about you.
Person 1: Excuse me?
Person 2: Ok...I'm leaving now I don't like Hawranik's.
by itty bitty titty April 21, 2010
Get the Hawranik mug.a guy who is amazing and is knowledgable of lego.He is also a good person to have as a friend as he has knowledge about anything marvel or dc,he is also into politics.He has a channel called JSBricks go subscribe.He is also a mad hatter and conspiracy theorist(im jk) but he is a funny and random.
by Legrapton August 18, 2020
Get the haran mug."Your the best howrangler I know."
"Thanks" said the howrangler
"Can you grab me one of them hos over there?"
Ya sure I'll grab you one of em' ho's.
"Thanks" said the howrangler
"Can you grab me one of them hos over there?"
Ya sure I'll grab you one of em' ho's.
by Gmerc May 4, 2010
Get the Howrangler mug.The art of taking Hating to the level of doctorate. Knowing how to hate like a heart surgeon knows surgery. Being beyond just a master.
by Swampus April 26, 2011
Get the Hatranomix mug.by Notahsrheyebdd May 4, 2015
Get the Harangry mug.