A Jane Hathway, as reference in Archer Season 1, Episode 10, is when your lover slaps you across the face with a wet salmon, spills its guts on the floor, dances a jig on the guts, and then vomits on your chest, all in a sexually provocative manner.
by TalksQuietly March 24, 2010
Get the jane hathaway mug.A portmanteau adjective describing something that is both hateful and pathetic - obviously a word that our current social environment needs desperately. It was coined, so far as I know, by blogger Andrew Sullivan, used to describe such things as a 45-year old clip of Barry McGuire singing "Eve of Destruction" with a notable grimace on Shindig, in tight white jeans with a moody junkyard stage set and interpretive "dancing" behind him. Obviously also useful in summarizing the Glenn Beck vibe.
Sarah Palin's attempts at political analysis and debate aim so low and miss so badly that they are merely hathetic.
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Get the hathetic mug.A beautiful girl whos loving.. she loves nature and has very good style. Falls in love fast but is picky with her S/O. If you ever get your hands on a hathisa dont let go of her.
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Get the Jacob Hathaway mug.Madison Ann Hathaway is the cutest, nicest, sweetest, most adorable, funniest, and smartest girls you will EVER meet. Madison prefers "madi" from most people. Madison cares for anyone that means something to her. She will put you over herself in most cases and makes sure you are happy. If you are her boyfriend, you can consider yourself the luckiest male on the face of Earth. You have landed yourself an angel.
Madison Ann Hathaway and I have been dating for one year and she has treated me better every single day
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Get the Madison Ann Hathaway mug.A rare condition whereby a repugnant woman causes men to get sick all over their own balls and scoop their eyes out with a spoon.
Hathaway's Disorder (HD) cost me my livelihood. I could no longer see where I was going and, as my pizza was still undigested, it looked like a had a bizzare fetish.
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