Hasselhoff

Hasselhoff, David.

The most envied man of the early 90's.

"There are many dying children out there, who's last wish is to meet me."
- David Hasselhoff managing to be both rude and offensive.

by Mayamay April 30, 2005

a hasselhoff

To drive at a high rate of speed.
Speeding.
Driving fast.
Gunning it.
Lead foot.
Drag Racing.

I was drag racing my Friend the other day when I pulled a hasselhoff on him, winning the race.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

hasslehoffed

Setting a coworkers screensaver or background picture to show David Hasslehoff's slightly erotic image.

I hasslehoffed my coworker for listening to Nickelback loud enough for the entire office to hear.

by MyShindAreGlowing July 10, 2014

Hasselhoffowned

To be owned by Hasselhoff of the David variety. Mainly by staring into the hypno-thong for so long that you concede the battle.

Dude just got hasselhoffowned!

by Hue Jass May 13, 2005

david hasselhoff

The most gay straight man ever lived. Made famous from the series Baywatch. David Hasselhoff altso has his own CD.

Dude1: Have you seen Baywatch?
Dude2: Yeah, what about it?
Dude1: OMGWTFBBQ David Hasselhoff is SOOOOO gay
Dude5: He sure is *drool*

by Freakling July 15, 2008

David Hasselhoff

Also called "the hoff"

David Hasselhoff the famous acter from "Baywatch" (as mitch) and "Night Rider"

I also had a music carrier and made some songs like "looking for freedom" and "Do the limbo dance"

Germans are crazy about him

-i was in Berlin last year

- aight, what did you do?

- i saw "the hoff" live

- David hasselhoff huh? man your fucking gay

by resume December 28, 2005

David Hasselhoff

when one flush isn't enough to dispose of that solid waste, and a "double flusher" has to be used. This technique of waste shifting is known as a David Hasselhoff

"Dale mate, that was a good quality dump, it required a David Hasselhoff to shift it"

by Rupert Foningzby Maguire September 26, 2008