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Happiness Thief

A jovial person whose very presence causes you a great deal of unhappiness, unbeknownst to them. It's as if they're stealing your happiness and using it for themselves.
Not to be confused with a bully or an asshole, a happiness thief is oblivious to the fact they're stealing your happiness. They come in many forms, such as a heavy set woman wearing tight, revealing clothing, a co-worker rejoicing you with boring tales about their family, a person with an annoying, soul-piercing laugh, someone that smells unpleasant, and so on.

"That lady was clearly unaware that just because you're wearing 'stretch pants' doesn't mean you have to stretch them out. What a happiness thief!"
by Suck It Wilde September 3, 2009
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Happily Relationshiped

Similar to 'Happily Married' however the relationshipers do not intend to change their current relationship status and are content just being boyfriend/girlfriend.
By saying this to someone informs them that you are not single or interested.
Girl 1: Hey, do you wanna get out of here?
Guy : No thanks, I'm happily relationshiped.
by DogChips July 20, 2010
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Hapcident

A unplanned for situation/accident that is pleasant or happy;

An accidental event that brings joy instead of grief.
The breaking of the ugly vase was such a hapcident !

They met due to a fender bender, it was a hapcident.
by WordGirlQueen December 27, 2011
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hapnin

Mostly used in Scotland, "hapnin"means "whats up"
"Whats happening"

Just a shorter way of saying whats happening.
by CammieBhoy April 9, 2017
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Happiana

A word used to discribe someone with the name Ariana as being happy and takes the two words happy and Ariana to form Happiana. Although happiana can be used for anyone named Ariana, this is mainly used by Arianators on social media to describe when Ariana Grande is happy.
Arianator: “omg look at Ariana Grande she looks so happy! Happiana is my fav”

Jack: “Aw look at Ariana she looks so happy in her new dress.”
Jill: “Yeah she looks so happiana.”
by @NoTearsJD on twitter July 5, 2018
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hand happies

When your so excited your hands start dancing uncontrollably
I've got hand happies thinking about the vacation!
by TheDoctorPseudonym March 19, 2020
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happier than a pig in shit

to be very happy, lovin life.
That fat bitch in mcdonalds is happier than a pig in shit
by e May 16, 2004
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