A jovial person whose very presence causes you a great deal of unhappiness, unbeknownst to them. It's as if they're stealing your happiness and using it for themselves.
Not to be confused with a bully or an asshole, a happiness thief is oblivious to the fact they're stealing your happiness. They come in many forms, such as a heavy set woman wearing tight, revealing clothing, a co-worker rejoicing you with boring tales about their family, a person with an annoying, soul-piercing laugh, someone that smells unpleasant, and so on.
"That lady was clearly unaware that just because you're wearing 'stretch pants' doesn't mean you have to stretch them out. What a happiness thief!"
"That lady was clearly unaware that just because you're wearing 'stretch pants' doesn't mean you have to stretch them out. What a happiness thief!"
by Suck It Wilde September 3, 2009
Get the Happiness Thief mug.Similar to 'Happily Married' however the relationshipers do not intend to change their current relationship status and are content just being boyfriend/girlfriend.
By saying this to someone informs them that you are not single or interested.
By saying this to someone informs them that you are not single or interested.
by DogChips July 20, 2010
Get the Happily Relationshiped mug.A unplanned for situation/accident that is pleasant or happy;
An accidental event that brings joy instead of grief.
An accidental event that brings joy instead of grief.
The breaking of the ugly vase was such a hapcident !
They met due to a fender bender, it was a hapcident.
They met due to a fender bender, it was a hapcident.
by WordGirlQueen December 27, 2011
Get the Hapcident mug.Mostly used in Scotland, "hapnin"means "whats up"
"Whats happening"
Just a shorter way of saying whats happening.
"Whats happening"
Just a shorter way of saying whats happening.
by CammieBhoy April 9, 2017
Get the hapnin mug.A word used to discribe someone with the name Ariana as being happy and takes the two words happy and Ariana to form Happiana. Although happiana can be used for anyone named Ariana, this is mainly used by Arianators on social media to describe when Ariana Grande is happy.
Arianator: “omg look at Ariana Grande she looks so happy! Happiana is my fav”
Jack: “Aw look at Ariana she looks so happy in her new dress.”
Jill: “Yeah she looks so happiana.”
Jack: “Aw look at Ariana she looks so happy in her new dress.”
Jill: “Yeah she looks so happiana.”
by @NoTearsJD on twitter July 5, 2018
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