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Screenshots or it didn't happen

This term is usually associated with online games. The term is used in the event a player describes a situation in which the outcome was unbelievable, unlikely, or amazing. Player(A) then describes the event to his friend, player(B), who was not there to witness the event, which to him sounds unbelievable. In which case, player(B)in disbelief says, "Screenshots or it didn't happen."
Player(A): LOLWTFOMG!11!!cos(0)1!!!! HAHAHAHAH, I just one shotted a paladin through his nub shield.

Player(B): Screenshots or it didn't happen!

Player(A): HAHAHLOLOMGWTF!!1!!!cos(0)!1!! I just shot my tube from The Hotel across the map and killed player(C) at the Gatehouse on Karkand in BF2 without knowing where he was.

Player(B): Screenshots or it didn't happen!

Player(A): Here you go, lol pwnd.

Player(C): NO WAI!!
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Life happened

An idiomatic way of describing normal life as having undermined one's plans.
We were going to travel the world and have all sorts of adventures, but we had the mortgage to pay, my parents needed someone to look in on them, I lost my job, Cheryl got pregnant - you know, life happened - and all those grand plans were forgotten.
by AllHandlesAlreadyInUse July 31, 2016
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happen

/ˈhæpən/ Show Spelled Pronunciation hap-uhn
–verb (used without object)

to ejaculate; to cum;jizz.
Casually:
Jordan: "I was taking a stroll in the park when I happened upon this girl."
Chris: "You win."

In exclamation:
Tyler: "That just happened!"
by Brahmastra October 19, 2009
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happenin'

used to describe something that is bustling with activity; fun; cool; awesome
The bowling alley is happenin' right now.

Whoah Harold, your sunglasses are happenin'.
by shimpals April 26, 2006
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Happcern

A very millennial mixed feelings concept about a happy moment or something which is probably going to be bad in future.
Person 1: Damn! This weather is so good and so wrong at the same time.

Person 2: I know, it's climate change!

Person 1: Right? I am happcerned.

Person 1: How is it going?
Person 2: I don't know, I am feeling very happcerned about this new job.
by b__h February 5, 2020
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haploautist

A derogatory term used for people that frequently mention "hablogroups" in discussions (/n./ Genetics. a set of similar haplotypes inherited together, or a group who shares a set of similar haplotypes, used to understand genetic lineages).

They often use it as a method of proof, or science, to justify their beliefs and views of ethnic superiority.
(Habloautist): No retard, look at this map representing hablogroups in Europe. Italians are completely distinct, genetically, from Germans. They are stinky monkey people.

(Response): GTFO dumb haploautist.
by Deez_butss4206987 December 6, 2021
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Shits gonna happen

When someone is telling you something will happen and is trying to say it in a meaningful matter, usually used in sports.
Londell will go outside and shits gonna happen
by rubey rube October 22, 2009
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