Two hander

A penis long enough to be held by two hands, one in front of the other, with room to spare.

When Velma unzipped Shaggys' Levis, she saw that he was a two hander, requiring more work than she wanted to put in that night.

by V3lma September 4, 2009

glad hander

Smarmy individual who hugs a lot, gets too close and is generally over friendly in an irritating way.

That phoney glad hander invades my space.

by sevenhn December 14, 2005

italian hanger

An Italian Hanger is a sexual postion where the woman lies with her back or shoulders supported by a bed or similiar object while the man holds her up by her hips and vigorously thrusts himself into her.

Instead of bying that new exercise machine, Luke decided to burn calories by engaging in several Italian Hangers a day.

by Italian_Stallion December 28, 2005

low hangers

Large, loose, low-hanging testicles.

Some guys, like Jamie, have huge low hangers, but a lot of guys have smaller balls.

by Jon715 July 23, 2008

hankering for a pankering

To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.

If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.

by Bloopy February 10, 2006

crepe hanger

In days of old when the dead were laid out in the parlour of the family home, people, either out of respect or superstition, draped all the mirrors and windows of the house with black crepe. Professional "funeral" operators would begin to prepare for this ahead of time as they noted that there were local people nearing death's door. This gave birth to the term, "crepe hanger" to people who are compulsive worriers, anxious about things that have not yet happened. This "tradition" also gave birth to the use of black crepe for the manufacture of ladies’ mourning dresses, men’s hat bands and arm bands, and funeral wreaths

Mothers who are constantly worried and over anxious about their children, husbands etc when they don't get home on time, and in their mind's eye see them in an accident, hospitalized, dead and themselves standing over a gravesite could be considered "crepe hangers."

by Celeste Zugec September 30, 2005

hanger-on

A hanger-on is a person often without any friends who follows around popular groups in for example school or at parties/clubs etc. trying to become part of that group.

You're in a group of 6 people, only 5 of them are your friends the other person just follows the group all the time, he's in that case the hanger-on.

by ViagraAddict March 28, 2012