HandiCrapper

Toilet Stall dedicated for use of the disabled

All the Regular stalls were full, I had to use the Handicrapper.

by Onz March 4, 2004

Alyson Hannigan

An American actress made famous for her roles on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, all 3 American Pie films, and the tv series How I met Your Mother. Considered by some, including myself to be a hottie. Not hot in the fake Hollywood type...bleached hair,big fake tits,etc.....more girl next door type.

Alyson Hannigan is a hottie.Schpladoinkle.

by E Walker May 22, 2006

Hannie

A ship name representing 2 twelve year olds Annie Leblanc a singer, gymnast, model and a rising star, and Hayden Summerall a pop-singer also a rising star. They both joined together to do a cover of little do your know and their music video blew up and got 1 million views in only 4 minutes . Anyhow they are honestly the definition of goals and I can't blame the Hannie shippers for wanting to ship them because of various things that have happened like Hayden hugging her, Holding hands at a restaurant, and their cute music video that screams Goals af.

Annie Leblanc Hayden Summerall Hayden little do you know music video Goals af Hannie hannie

by Famoustags July 13, 2017

Hannibal

A show about a gay cannibal who falls in love with an FBI agent who didn't realize he was bi until he met the former.

Hannibal said gay rights

by SamiCitrus December 14, 2020

Handifat

A person with a handicap license plate or sticker who doesn't have any physical ailments other than spending too much time at the bakery or buffet.

Hey, look at that fat shit at the dunkin donuts, I think she has a handifat license plate. I'll bet she hasn't seen her feet in ten years.

by BigNTasty October 28, 2004

Sean Hannity

A lowlife asshole that hosts a show on Faux News and spreads shit and propaganda for Vladimir Putin.

Sean Hannity is living proof that the mouth and the asshole are interchangeable.

by The Real Fat Bastard May 30, 2018

Hannibal Lecture

A plot device in a story which entails the villain giving a convincing lecture to its interrogator, usually in an attempt to justify itself; often successfully convincing the hero of his or her own moral shortcomings.

"You'd like to quantify me, Officer Starling. You're so ambitious, aren't you? Do you know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. You're a well-scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Your eyes are like cheap birthstones - all surface shine when you stalk some little answer. And you're bright behind them, aren't you? Desperate not to be like your mother. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation out of the mines Officer Starling. Is it the West Virginia Starlings or the Okie Starlings, Officer? It was a toss-up between college and the opportunities in the Women's Army Corps, wasn't it? Let me tell you something specific about yourself, Student Starling. Back in your room, you have a string of gold add-a-beads and you feel an ugly little thump when you look at how tacky they are now, isn't that so? All those tedious thank-yous, permitting all that sincere fumbling, getting all sticky once for every bead. Tedious. Tedious. Bo-o-o-o-r-i-ing. Being smart spoils a lot of things, doesn't it? And taste isn't kind. When you think about this conversation, you'll remember the dumb animal hurt in his face when you got rid of him. If the add-a-beads got tacky, what else will as you go along? You wonder don't you, at night?"

—The Hannibal Lecture by Hannibal Lecter, The Silence Of The Lambs (book)

by Kontesa January 13, 2010