Hank

A guy that sleeps on the couch so often that he considers it his own room.

Did he stay here last night? Yeah, he even told the new roommate that he needed to clean the kitchen. He's such a HANK.

by SPOLLETT March 28, 2010

Hank

Hank

Ho + Skank = Hank

A man was cussing out my wife when he got tongue tied and couldn't decide between ho or skank. Out came hank!

Get out of my face you hank!

by MiklCJ January 1, 2010

Hank

Ha you thought i was going to say somthing good about this "person" but no im just putting this here so there is no more dumb names submissions

Hank: hey search my name on urban dictionary
Me: idk anyone named hank so who are you?

by zman90 February 5, 2021

Hank

If you're name is hank and you are looking at this shit, go away. No, you aren't perfect because those definition were written by egotistical fuckfaces named hank. No you dont have a large penis. Shut up and go away and go sell propane like the Hank Hill you are. Hell...

"Go the hell away you hank"

by Jakran June 28, 2019

hank

A hangover wank. The continued form of male self abuse after awaking from an evening of alcoholic indulgence

"Wow, I just had the best hank in years and my head ache is completely gone"

by sparksneon January 7, 2007

hank

ah yes, the main character of madness combat, but also has many whores, cumsluts and bitches, he doesnt have a 'hankussy; but instead, a wimbledick
THATS ALL FROM ME,
NOW IF YOULL EXCUSE ME
IM GONNA GO SUCK HANKS DICK.

example 1: "hey hank! hows killing off aahw agents goin for ya?"

example 2: tricky: "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNK!!!!!!!"

by aster's whore August 8, 2022

Hank

Known as "the professor", a Mexican politician, and a prosperous businessman. Carlos “Hank” Gonzalez.

Carlos "Hank" Gonzalez was a Mexican politician and influential businessman.

by LadyMaryG March 14, 2023