Handstand

Only folks who aren't pretty can do this

Dang she looks like someone who can't do a handstand.

by Wowzawowzers July 23, 2023

eskimo handstand

Where a guy does a handstand while a girl gives him oral sex until he blows a load all over her face

Bruh, I wrecked my throwing arm getting an eskimo handstand from my girl. Covered her in bonkjuice though so it was worth it.

by ClumsyPickleFrisbee March 19, 2021

Double Handstand Position

This sex position involves two people who feel like experimenting. The woman bends over so that the man can grab onto the pussy with his mouth then the woman goes into a handstand with the man gripping on for dear life on the top just sucking away.

Arki: Can we do the double handstand position tonight?

Zoi: Any position for you my big zaddy!

by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 13, 2022

on da handstand

when a guy and a girl are doing the 69 vertically, and one (normally the girl) is in the handstand position.

She on da handstand and she doin da work.

by JKdogg February 18, 2009

Handstand spinning diarrhea

When you have the need to take a shit get into a handstand position and let it RIPPPP. Just like Beyblades spin around while you release your waste.

Yo, I've been doing the handstand spinning diarrhea and it's the best b work out bro. 10/10 recommend!!!

by ThickburritoaAss April 19, 2020

handstand talker

When one is talking out of ones ass.

When one is doing a handstand their ass is where their head used to be. When someone is talking out speaking bullshit, they are handstand talking.

Usually used for politicians, New York Yankees, everyone at Fox News Channel, etc.

Glenn Beck should have ripped arm muscles because he is such a good handstand talker.

by snoogns355 March 25, 2010

Barbarian Handstand

(v.) The action of sticking your arm down the anus of another person while they’re doing a handstand, pulling out their feces then eating it while pissing on the person.

I gave my friend a Barbarian Handstand last night.

by skinnypusher April 25, 2025