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handling the merchandise

The act of masturbating in a grocery store while employing the merchandise to complete the act
"Clean up on aisle 3 in produce. Someone has been handling the merchandise and the avocados have been abused"
by von groovy September 15, 2019
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Just handing it back

A reply phrase to Just putting it out here or Just placing it out there that signifies disinterest or displeasure in the suggestion. Usually used when the original suggestion or statement was so unhelpful or absurd as to warrant immediate dismissal..
Person 1: "Just putting it out there by pol pot had the right idea..."
Person 2: "Just handing it back"
by LemonySnickets January 17, 2017
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shipping'n'handling

An excuse for the manufacturer to make you pay more money to order a product.
"I know it's necessary but I hate to have to cough up a bunch of more loot just so they can friggin' package the thing in a cardboard box! lol "
-me
by Dave February 18, 2004
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Handing out naps

When someone beats another person to the point of unconsciousness, usually in reference to a fist fight such as those seen in viral videos
Did you see the video of that old man who got harassed by some punk teenagers? He got fed up and started handing out naps.
by IntellectualRapist November 16, 2016
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Shipping and Handling

The amount of cash added to the price of marijuana for moving it.
Dave: 60 bucks for mids?! I don't think so!
Walter: Chill your nuts! It's an extra 5 for shipping and handling 'cuz i gotta move this shit.
by suburbania January 21, 2011
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artificial handling

When an employee pretends to work an assignment or file by putting some bullshit notes in the file, but never really works on it. This gives the appearance that the assignment, case or project is moving forward. Ultimately the case is not resolved.
This file looks like artificial handling. Nobody was ever contacted but the notes show their were multiple attempts to contact.

Notes: Called Party A, no answer, left message. Called Party B, too busy to talk. Waiting for additional information from the parties.
by cjgarcia20 April 10, 2011
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handgina

When two fifth grade boys unite their hands together to take turns separating their hands to reveal the likeness of a vagina.
Wow that handgina looks almost like the real thing! HEHE!!
by thecreepingdemon May 6, 2009
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