Handitard

it is a combination of handicappedand retardtaking the worst of each and combining them. Used as an insult

That was the dumbest thing that i have ever heard. You are such a Handitard.

by J.R. February 20, 2005

handisnacked

One that is overly obese and is incapable of preforming everday tasks due to large consumption of snacks such as: Ho ho's, Suzie Q's, Little Debbie brand snake cakes and America's favorite snack...Twinkies.

When fat people claim to be handicapped because of large amount of weight.

Shreena is not handicapped, shes so fat she's handisnacked

by Joshy G January 25, 2008

handitard

A defining characteristic of those priveldged people who get the ride the short bus, get preferential customer parking or otherwise given "special" treatment. A slang of handicap and retard.

"Fuck it! That handitard just cut me off!"

"Great, its the handitard bus."

by Alex Pipe, Cody Homister and Trevor Evans May 14, 2004

HARDISTY

A term used to define a partner that has porn star like qualities... Also used to describe greatness in any form or the best of somthing...

female: OMG he did me like a hardisty!

dude #1: that party was awesome!
dude #2: i know it was so hardisty!

by chinese philosoper June 20, 2009

Hindistink

That highly potent and discernible odor of garlic, curry and BO typical of those people from India, or Pakistan.

WOW....that guy has a tremendous hindistink!

by scatalogical December 26, 2018

Handisexual

People who only wanna date themselves shall be called Handisexual

Guy #1: Dude what's your gender Identity?
Guy #2: Handisexual
Guy #1: Dafuq???
Guy #2: That's what you become when neither dudes nor chicks wanna do u and u realise that only u can tolerate yourself enough to date u

by phuck y0u December 7, 2021

mermaid handstand

when a woman does a handstand, then has her feet get tied together, then proceed with sexual acts

damn i tried to get ashley to do a mermaid handstand but she has no balance!

by Nick Garves May 29, 2011