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handicap

to give your man a blow job or hand job to make him come earlier in the evening in hopes that he will last longer later in the evening, increasing your chances of getting off; An act to make him come now to level the playing field for later sex, similar to a handicap score in golf
I knew that we would be out drinking late and wanted him to fuck me good later so I gave him a handicap in the car on the way from dinner to the bar. When we got home home later he was able to give it to me for an hour.
by hesterprynne221 December 7, 2011
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Handicapped Dragon

When a girl gets a tramp stamp of a Dragon, and sadly happens to have 3 legs instead of four.
Boy1: April Showers just got a new tat!

Boy2: Yeah what is it?

Boy1: It's a tramp stamp of a Handicapped Dragon!

Boy2: Why is it handicapped?

Boy1: Cause it's only got 3 legs!
by Rico326 September 4, 2013
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handicrapped

When you have to shit so bad, you can't move
Dude, Bruce just had a super stuffed burrito from chipotle and now he's handicrapped
by Thefilthygoose August 25, 2015
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White Black Handicap Rule

The White Black Handicap Rule is the earliest form of tolerance education, and is usually found in primary schools, but can go as far as highschool. Usually represented in pictures, and more rarely text. Is a passive form of tolerance education in where a situation which would involve a decent number of people ex 3-7, where there is always a white, a black, and a handicapped person (usually in a wheelchair) in the picture, sometimes as cartoonish cardboard cutouts on hallway walls to pictures inside textbooks. Very subtle, and only really noticeable when in an early education center of some sort. It can seem a bit out of place especially in remote areas such as the Canadian north, just below the arctic circle, where one would rarely find a person of african decent.

This rule is also a generalisation, pictures can also include asian's hispanic's etc. This practise of included a large demographic of people could have been the indirect or direct result of civil rights movements and lawsuits.
Ex 1. I opened my highschool agenda to a random page and saw an advertisement about the upcoming provincial elections in Ontario. It showed 3 students conversing about the elections in the school cafeteria line. The furthest from the from the front was a black girl, in the middle was a white guy, and in the front was a person in a wheelchair. Thats the WBHR if I ever saw it.

Ex 2. The White Black Handicap Rule was probably the result of court action, and now schools need to include all ethnicities in its representations of people.

Ex 3.

John: So I went to my little borthers school yesterday to pick him up and boy it that place weird.

Mike:How?

John: There were cartoon pictures of people all over the place and they all had a white, a black, and a handicap, every last one

Mike:Oh, thats just the WBHR, guess they had a problem with racist 5 year olds they needed to fix haha.
by Jules5757 October 23, 2011
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handicapped-scooters

a motorized vehicle in which the fat, or mobidly obese people ride so that they dont have to use their legs, so they pretend to have the Black Plague or any other ancient flipping disease, to get carted around because all that mcdonalds,burgerking,and food from a mexican on the side of the road,named pablo gave then some deepfried shit that caused them to get this way , if they stood up im pretty sure now only would their ankles shatter but the devil might experiance his own hell!
example cant be blank... well now its not! handicapped-scooters
by nikoli2142 April 3, 2011
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The Handicapped Bathroom

The bathroom everyone wants to use because it's bigger and roomy. But, when you're using it, be sure no actual handicapped person enters the bathroom because they might beat you if you get caught.
This is my favorite bathroom. I will always use The Handicapped Bathroom.

*handicapped person walks in.

Shit-
by A price of shit October 20, 2019
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Handifapped

The inability to masturbate under normal conditions.
Simtex cannot masturbate by memory or while standing up; He is obviously handifapped.
by Trypto May 25, 2014
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