language-handicapped

not being able to find the right words to say; kelsey

I am language-handicapped because everything I say always comes out wrong.

by jeanine June 27, 2004

Handicap

A coffin

Goku: Hey why don't you give us a handicap.

Broly: Is that another word for coffin?

Goku: Yes.

by Hitler Sex March 21, 2022

Green Handicap

The inability to further one's career as a result of said invidual's inability to play golf.

My green handicap cost me last month's promotion.

by How Now Shamwow June 17, 2009

Handicap skiing

To give a hand job to the driver of the vehicle you're in

Also known as Backroad skiing

Greg and I drove the back roads last night and he did some handicap skiing. Almost drove in a ditch....

by [e-mail] Lumpkin July 26, 2016

Handicapped Elias

Elias sprained his foot and is now handicapped.

Handicapped Elias can't walk on his right foot anymore.

by fortnitekungen69420 December 11, 2023

metrically handicapped

1. To describe someone that has a condition that causes them to be unable to understand SI units of measurement (colloquially referred as "Metric System").

This affliction has been historically endemic in regions of North America, Western Africa and Southeastern Asia.

When I told her I was 1.7 metres tall she stared at me in shock. Later I found out that sadly she's metrically handicapped.

by Preguiça não tem fim April 1, 2021

Asian Handicap

once the sex is almost finished, the Male pulls out and busts in the females ear. Therefore, handicapping the females hearing for a brief period of time.

John asian handicapped Vanessa last night.

by Asian Handicap October 22, 2018