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Mob Handed

adj. Describes turning up en masse, usually in preparation for trouble like kicking the crap out of some other guys, or as a safety in numbers precaution to prevent exactly that. Also applies in work life, when you call a meeting and some dipshit brings 10 buddies, or you throw a party and some utter loser...brings 10 buddies.
"Fuck me if Chopper didn't turn up at the Red Lion mob handed last night looking to get even with Frankie Four Inches. By Last Orders no cunt was left standing in the place. Fucking carnage"
by Satandog February 26, 2006
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One handed chat

To engage in cybersex. More specifically, to type erotic chat with one hand while pleasuring oneself with the other hand.
Since she weighed 500 pounds in real life, Brenda only did the one handed chat with her many prospective boyfriends.
by Mike West 27 September 2, 2009
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one-handed stir-fry

The act of sexual self pleasure utilising one hand. AKA: masturbating.
Dude, what did you do last night?
Nothing but a one-handed stir-fry.
Why?
My girl is still at her parents.
by SaltyKnob March 23, 2017
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being handed the cranial drill

To be given the sole responsibility of an important task or mission. Usually, this applies to situations where an experienced master of their craft passes on the mantle to a rookie with little to no prior experience. This rookie is often attributed to be "built different".
Doctors rushed to get this very important patient to the operating table as quickly as possible. The top neurosurgeon at NYU Langone informed the others that the graduate student will be joining them. The others who collectively represented 200 years of experience, panicked as they argued that this wasn’t a place and time for a rookie to shadow them. “Oh, he won’t be shadowing us”, as the student was being handed the cranial drill.
by Hotwhip8 September 8, 2020
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Gang Handed

Famously used by Kim Woodburn on the UK’s CBB (Celebrity Big Brother) television show.

To be gang handed to participate in or enable: ganging up on someone, bullying, inserting yourself in situations to over power and/or out number someone, to be apart of gang activity, to support authoritarianism, to support fascism, and to participate in organized crime.
“You girls are gang handed. Every time I have cross words with her you jump in.”

The police knew what they did was wrong and instead tried to cover each other’s asses, so no one got justice. They’re gang handed.”

“Bullies love to strike in front of their gang handed supporters.”
by RenegadeStar December 2, 2020
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emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000

during intercourse, a participant can immediately leave the situation by just pushing his hands off the pelvic area and flip away. this will give god power to the applicant and will get him a free taco at Walmart. this godly being will also have an extremely long penis
Carl committed an emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000, a very slick move, on Debra and she never spoke to him again.
by ice_o’deuce_chill_drin December 19, 2018
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red handed

The exact moment of seeing a person doing illegal acts.
Caught red handed! You're under arrest for vandalism, stealing, smoking indoors, and driving drunk!
by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 4, 2016
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