Tonsil Hammer

A long hard cock.

I slapped her uvula around with my tonsil hammer.

I was gagging on his tonsil hammer.

by Dick Onchin October 5, 2020

Golic's Hammer

When two people disagree and can't come to an agreement, the one that can beat the other one up wins.

Golic and Greeny can't agree on where to eat. Golic invokes the Golic's Hammer and chooses Waffle House.

by Jer24 May 24, 2017

Hammaconda Effect

When a male's junk is highlighted by his pants, either purposely or without intention. It often happens when a dude is particularly well endowed and/or is wearing a slimmer cut pant that accentuates the crotchal region. Similar to a pants tent but not an illusion and not necessarily indicative of excitement.

Lance was an average dude but his new jeans had a Hammaconda Effect, making him look particularly well endowed.

by Zstreich April 3, 2013

hammering clitties

Vicious anal factory women will do this when male co-workers make a major mistake at work.

"I can't believe it. We lose our biggest customer and all these women are hammering clitties."

by running out of patience March 12, 2008

Skin Hammer

A special type of hammer also refered to as a penis or cock. A skin hammer often gets you into trouble and needs to be protected, unlike normal hammers.

Tonight, I'm going to lay down the skin hammer.
She is begging for the skin hammer.

by Diamond David July 23, 2019

Hamkari's Logic

When a person tries to explain or define something using the most retarded statements as support. The logic used to absolute fucking non-sense and does not make any sense whatsoever, leaving you absolutely fucking frustrated while face palming way deep down. This logic leaves you speechless with no fucking comment, making you wanting to just kys.

Person A: "Oh look at that dude wearing a shirt and jeans, that such a gay thing to do"
Person B: ".....what th?...how th?...why th?....nah, I'm fucking done. That is so Hamkari's logic right there"

by Learth April 11, 2019

Orthodox Hammering

Vanilla sex. Nothing kinky. Typically missionary style, limited sex sounds and mutual orgasm may or may not occur.

After two years of orthodox hammering, I finally had to find a prostitute to liven things up on the side.

I walked in on my old man giving my mom an orthodox hammering.

by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020