Hairtork

(hair·tork) -ed, -er, -ing v, n. 1. The act of grabbing a girl firmly by the ponytail, and firmly at the base of the jaw; snapping the jaw down with enough force to unhinge it, and ramming your penis into the mouth. Especially common after the act of 'skullfucking'. (see reference)

"Whoa bro, nice! You hairtorked the shit out of her!"

by ManGravyInjection August 17, 2011

hardo

A hardo is someone who tries incredibly hard at everything, is an extreme douche, always wants to fight people to show how tough they are, and is generally hated by everybody. Whenever they speak, all you want to say is, "Shut the fuck up."

Did you see Buckey try and fight Richard in history for no reason? What a hardo.

by ziggity21 May 8, 2016

hairon

street word for heroin,

pronounced in ethnic neiborhoods " hair-ron"

i got hooked on hairon

by schackdaddy April 23, 2006

Hairporn

It's the definition of Stana Katic's hair. Everytime you look at her hair,it seems you're watching some steamy movie. If you don't have any idea of what I'm talking about,just go watch Castle. And look at her hair. You WILL understand the meaning of hairporn.

Look at Stana's her! It's so perfect!" "Yeah,pure hairporn!

by Hopelessaddicted August 1, 2011

mental hardon

to be sexually aroused, but not show physical signs ( a boner )

I was trying to act calm, but she gave me such a mental hardon

by Lord Buck February 23, 2009

hurling hardon

When u have food poisoning but simultaneously horny. Therefore have no choice but to puke with a boner.

Before Herby could go down on dotty, just the act of kissing her lower back caused him to vomit naked with a raging stiffy. She was left with pink clit for 24 hrs after his hurling hardon.

by Herbothy May 10, 2018

fuckardo hardo en el pussardo

The act of fucking so hard that your girlfriend becomes Mexican.

“I’m going to fuckardo hardo en el pussardo your girlfriend”
“No I don’t want my girlfriend to be mexican

by HarryPoptart March 6, 2019