Hayner

The sex god from Kingdom Hearts II. XD
Has three best friends; Pence, Olette, and Roxas, although none of them are as sexy as he is. They all reside in Twilight Town.

He's secretly in love with Seifer, even though they act like they're worst enemies.

Hayner is also known as the "local attitude problem."

His obsessions are; sea-salt ice-cream, going to the beach, sea-salt ice-cream, watermelon, and sea-salt ice-cream. =D

" ZOMG, Hayner is sooooo kawaii desu. -fangirl squeal- <333333 "

by xHAYNURR October 14, 2008

Hefner Syndrome

A man with a beautiful loving and loyal wife that he takes for granted while chasing whores.

Oh, my husband? Ask his exwife, crachkwhore, babymomma, barber or any lady walking the street after dark, you know one of my wife in laws. Poor thing, he really has Hefner Syndrome.

by J. Wife June 26, 2019

hannerflip

1,2 Gramm Koffein, 6 Club Mate, 2 Ibuprofen, 3 Voltaren Schmerztabletten

Wie du willst ohne Drogen in Berlin feiern gehen?

Ja ich mache den hannerflip

by alnatura March 14, 2022

kie hefner

A FUCKING GOAT....SIMPLE

Kie Hefner BO$$UP get bitches wet and niggas mad

by Kie Hefner March 13, 2017

garin sabro haefner

the literal definition of heaven on earth. perfection.

Garin Sabro Haefner is like an angel. I've never seen anything like him before.

by edtbz October 27, 2020

Hugh Hefner

Pimp
God
Real American Hero

Hugh Hefner is a fucking god!

by Drue B. July 22, 2006

haffner

a person that dresses as Santa Claus all year round

that creepy haffner asked me to sit on his lap

by foti January 29, 2008