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habeas grabus

A term (coined by Tunch Ilken, Craig Wolfley, and possibly even Myron Cope) referring to the penalty of 'holding' in football. Its use often correlates to the severity of the penalty. For example, 'habeas grabus' would be used in situations where the penalty is less detrimental to the Steelers, like any game in which the Steelers are playing the Browns. No matter how many holding penalties get called against the Steelers, Cleaveland is not going to win. This is true for almost any other team in the NFL who plays the Browns. However, the holding penalty called against Justin Hartwig in Superbowl XLIII that resulted in a safety and almost cost the Steelers a 6th superbowl title would probably be met with a reaction such as "Fuck!" or "If the ref had one more eye, he'd be a cyclops!" or even "I'm so shit-faced, I don't even know who's playing right now".
Tunch- "The Steelers have comitted a lot of penalties in the red zone today."

Wolf- "Yeah, Willie Colon commited habeas grabus so Tomlin had to settle for a field goal."
by COXICLE December 3, 2009
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Halter Handles

Excess flab that spills over from the underarm as a result of wearing an overly tight halter or tube top.
"that girl should not be wearing that halter top, she has halter handles!"
"but kevin likes girls who have halter handles!"
by kevinlikeshh August 13, 2009
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Tu as habent?
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´Tomorrow is monday haber sime muero`
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Sexy motherfucker who is the best producer on Spotify and sound cloud named killhabeats also has a twitch named Nolabrostv and is a amazing man
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habtam

A beautiful friendly loving welcoming girl courageous and full of life, nobody can be like habtam she is the BEST person you will meet. she is an amazing friend and a even better family member. you will be blessed to be in the presence of a habtam.
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miss habethicc

the thiccest of all science teachers. usually quiet and makes joe mama jokes
P1: Dude in science today, Nathan got joe mama’d by miss habethicc
P2: Bro thats sick
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