Humping Day

A day that can occur any day. It is the day you and your partner have sex.

"Hey, Steve! How many humping days have you done this month?"

"None I wanna be a fucking virgin forever!"

"You aren't no virgin! We did porn together on one humping day!"

by FuckingFucker. July 24, 2017

Humping Sexpedition

Searching for a one night stand.

Me and my friends are heading to the bar on a Humping Sexpedition

by Trissy's Yimbo November 5, 2010

Humping the Chunky Salsa

To fuck a large Mexican in the ass.

Elanzer started to Hump Nick's Chunky Salsa, then I left.

by Cyril June 5, 2003

humping like gorillas

the act of two or more ape-like animals activly rubbing against eachother in a sexual motion, but often used in the context with crazy human sex

Damn, last you and Shasa were humping like gorillas!!

by barch September 24, 2005

Humping The Duck

As the low dog on the totem pole, always getting yelled at, he had to exercise his importance and dominance over a stuffed duck in a very inappropriate manner. So whenever someone is putting others down to make himself feel better, we call that Humping the Duck.

I can't believe how Donald puts everyone down. Trump is king of Humping the Duck.

by hembryguitars October 30, 2015

humping mirror

A mirror on the wall often beside your bed, where you can see yourself shack your girl

She has a humping mirror

by victorvigger March 24, 2016

humping the fence

Not taking a specific side of two of more arguments. The fence being the dividing line.

The reverand is furious, because The Episcopalian Church are allowing gays in mainly due to the biship himself being gay, while some church goers are humping the fence.

by [e-mail] June 18, 2006