hugefuckinghypocrite

A huge fucking hypocrite. Someone who says one thing, but does and/or believes another.

Hypocrite: I love your shirt!
Shirt Person: Thank you!

(Later On)
Hypocrite: Shirt person has suck an ugly shirt.
Shirt Hater: I told them that to their face, but you said you loved their shirt. You're a hugefuckinghypocrite.

by notahugefuckinghypocrite August 17, 2014

Hubertus

Bavarian origin, he is the Protector of the hunters for the German speaking people. A Hubertus is known to be tall, handsome and dark haired. Also, a very kind person in nature. Due to his origin, he is an expert with weapons and a superb Marksman. If you ever find yourself in a bad situation (like a bank robbery) you will be blessed when a Hubertus is close. When approached by a Hubertus, let him know you come in peace. Say; „Hubertus, thank you for your service“ then lead him to some beautiful girls because he is a protector.

Ashley: Yesterday I met a Hubertus!
Katharine: Damn girl, you got yourself a fine ass protector!

by ElGobo January 19, 2019

hugeungous

Something that is "Bigger than big".

Beckie's tits are hugeungous!

by John J. Mc December 9, 2008

Hubert's Grandmother

The sexiest human being ever. Quite attractive but kind of takes things too fast. She usually tells Hubert that 'somebody at du phone 4 u'. She has a relationship with Hubert's friends Tin Nooyin. She is extremely hot and is kind of a slag. She usually spends days out and sleeps elsewhere. She is rude but honest. And She hates Ichibon Sushi.

Person 1: Hubert told me his grandmother gave him some special favours when she saw his good grades.
Person 2: Dang, Hubert's Grandmother is hot.

by Dwinter Glik June 11, 2018

Sand hugger

A person or group of people who sunbathe on beaches

Those sand huggers sunbathers were not willing to make way for my trek up the beach with the kayak

by Dirty pollack June 20, 2017

Huge Dump

A defecation session that requires heavy dilation of the anus that lasts anywhere from 24 to 72 hours.

"Hey man, where have you been?"
"Whoah dude, I just took a huge dump."

by kuroifuragu February 3, 2010

HUGE Brand

HUGE Brand condoms are standard size condoms in slightly larger packages. They are sold in The Nightcap (3-pack), The Weekender (12-pack), or The Extended Stay (36-pack), depending on the length of your layover.

I just bought some HUGE Brand condoms and the cashier slid me her number.

by Rasta Dragon April 27, 2006