chocolate hostage

A phrase used when u need to take a shit:
Other phrases: Touching cloth, Turtles head, Take the kids to the pool.

Man i really need to release a chocolate hostage

by MJ January 1, 2005

Free the Chocolate Hostage

To Have a Shit

I'll be back in half an hour, i'm just gonna free the chocolate hostage

by chutneyferret January 21, 2004

receipt hostage

When eating out: the purgatorial time between receiving the check and receiving your receipt. In this space, you are trapped, having already finished your food, but cannot leave the restaurant because the waiter inexplicably does not just take your card when he gave you the check. And when he does, takes 10 minutes to come back. Generally not seen outside the US, where waiters, more smartly, carry credit card machines with them.

Finished my meal at Applebee's at 9pm, but didn't leave til 930, spending 30 minutes as a receipt hostage.

by theoldsage November 13, 2016

food hostage

When your girlfriend takes fucking forever to figure out what to eat and you're stuck hostage waiting forever starving to death suffering greatly :(

For fucksake Diana hurry up and decide what you want to eat so we can go and order! Your holding me food hostage! Im sooo hungry!!!!

by JyahC July 6, 2019

YouTube Hostage

When someone forces you to watch a YouTube video that you have no interest in watching, and you feel that it would rude and awkward to decline.

Tim: Hey John, check out this YouTube of Snail migration, it's hilarious.

*shoves phone/tablet/computer in John's face*
*12 minutes later*
John: yeah that was interesting...
Tim: let me show you another one!

John: Dude you can't just take me YouTube Hostage like that, you are wasting valuable moments of my life here.

by Demondeaconjh September 4, 2015

chocolate hostage

An unwilling turd; the reluctant passage of feces.

A piece of shit.

Billy can't come to the phone. He's negotiating the release of the chocolate hostage.

by Nick May 4, 2004

Verbal hostage

When someone backs you into a corner during conversation leaving you with no correct response to a question or comment.

I'm not sure what you want me to say because since you're keeping me as a verbal hostage there isn't much for me to say.

by Supreme Kai August 26, 2017