Hortense

The most beautiful I've ever seen in my entire fuckin' life!
It's totally the kind of girl you fall in love with in a sec'

Charles : Goddam, I met a Hortense yesterday and I think I'm already fallin' for her

by Nutcracker212 October 21, 2010

Hortitorture

The cruel and unusual manipulation of plants to meet human desires or expectations. Usually in the form of pruning, staking, bending, or abandonment. Also applies to the application of laboratory engineering, pesticide/herbicide, trampling, and hormonal stimulation.

It's hortitorture the way those shrubs have been pruned into the shapes of dancing raindeer.

Spraying agricultural fields with diesel fuel and herbicide is pure hortitorture!

by Raisonman April 1, 2010

Hale Hortler

The intentional misspelling of the phrase, "Heil Hitler," accompanied by a poorly drawn swastika.

Hans: Ve haffe ein new recruit vith us today

Heinrich: Be careful, I hear he's a veal dummkopf
Kaiser: hello friends! I am glad to pe vorking vith you! Hale Hortler!

by Y'all Mind If I November 3, 2019

Hortzo

A person who engages in horrible-like / ugly behaviour on a not so frequent or frequent basis.

1-Going to the club wearing running shoes, merits the title of hortzo.

2- The Hortzo went out drinking for the third time this week on a week night.

3-Look at that Hortzo, sitting on the apartment dining table in only his boxers

by Harry Ronaldo July 26, 2009

Tim Horton's

1. A very large and powerful franchise in Canada that celebrated 40 years of serving hot beverages and breakfast in 2004. Tim Horton's popularity is similar to that of Starbucks in the USA.

Man, everywhere I go there is a Tim Horton's on every corner.

by Jaywalker July 10, 2005

Horton Hole

A euphemism for female genitals originating in Hastings UK.

Steady! I really like Horton holes.

by Hastingstwink May 10, 2010

mexican hottub

When three or more people are in a hot tub and start farting.The water will sperate the methane gas and make farts smell worse when the bubbles pop at the surface.

Paco and his buddies started a mexican hottub,at the bbq yesterday.

by JimTdog December 15, 2007