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Holey Poley Hoe

"A po' hoe
Think she know, but don't know
She in a hole
Make enough moneyzz to get out the hole
But go spend it all on dope, Jordans and clothes
A Player like me call em holey poley hoes"

Contributed by Old School aka Holley aka East Texas Red
"If she wasn't such a holey poley hoe she would have paid me my mothafuckin $5, o funky bitch. Next time I'm gonna call the wrecker."

"This girl makes hundreds of dollars a night, but she is still taking taxis and begging for rides and living out of a motel. She is a holey poley hoe, funky bitch."

"I hate going to that ratchet strip club, all the girls are holey poley hoes"
by Old Skool October 26, 2018
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Hogley Roast

The roast of a hogley
What does Hogley Roast mean - Binley
by Ugh bby November 22, 2019
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holey water

"she baptised his tongue with her holey water"
by Spycho August 5, 2003
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holey

1. A common misspelling of the word "holy"
2. From, of, or related to a hole
3. Cute way of saying "hole"
1. Holey shit!
2. Holey shit!
3. Shit holey!
by David Hawaii May 23, 2007
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Holley

A woman who has found her soulmate but cannot have him
Please, let's not have another Holley situation.

I can't deal with being a Holley
by YesMyPet39 October 18, 2016
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Holey Peanut

The religion that revolves around the creation of the universe via a peanut, and the prophets Medardo and Kaiser, all given from the viewpoint of an überlord, Kuklinski. An interesting, yet humerous, tale about the life and crucifixion of Medardo, and Kaiser's numerous fights with the Greco-Roman gods.
0:0 Kaiser
And, on the first day. Kaiser created nothing. On the second day, Kaiser made a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich. On the third, fourth, and fifth days, Kaiser took a nap. On the sixth day, when he woke up...
by Antman April 1, 2004
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Ahs-hoole

Someone who pisses you off beyond your own personal tolerance and causes your blood pressure to raise beyond its limit causing a loss of blood to your penile region resulting in loss of errection during sexual intercourse.
You Ahs-hoole, you bit my weiner.
by Jerry Scott October 15, 2006
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