hog

kind of cute, fat chick. Found working at del taco, that would, if you let her, attack your penis like a wild animal, and ravage it for all it's worth

I met a nice little hog in the del taco drive thru, maybe I'll give her my number.

by irvinesucks August 31, 2007

hog

1.The whole male genitalia unit. The cock and the balls.

2. A crude drawing of a shaft n' balls.

3. A friend

A cock bust is worse than a ball bust, cuz it breaks the whole unit.

I hogged Jimmy Mahoney's binder in health class today!

I invited a buncha hogs over tonite!!!

by e-hog March 23, 2004

HOG

Hot Older Guy. Not to be confused with a COG

Damn, my new teacher is a total HOG.

by Amazonians October 28, 2011

hog

A person who his tough or "hard" (hard-core). For those who still don't understand(white foke, j/k)...someone who is "cool" get it now?

1.) Man you know mah dude Armon! He a hog!
2.) Man I ain't gotta take this sh**, ima hog!

by Ayoola October 21, 2007

hog

-verb (used with object) Slang
1. to pursue sex with overweight women for the purpose of sport or betting, usually involving young intoxicated men as participants.

Ian noticed some fat chicks across the bar, so he bet Mike ten dollars that he couldn't hog the largest one.

by jaezl March 31, 2007

the hog

Oregon expression for schlong

I pulled out the hog and stabbed her with my wicker-wanker

by 420hitter February 21, 2003

HOG

Hot Old Guy. Older man dating younger woman.

He is such a HOG, all of his girlfriends ar atleast 5-10 years younger.

by Cindy m December 21, 2008