hitch hiking on the sheets

One who would rather stay in his hotel room and jack off masterbate than bang some Ho(s).

<knock> <knock>

Quit hitch hiking on the sheets and let's go bang some Ho's.

by Arnold Martell June 11, 2006

hitch hiker

When a girl is on her knees giving a blowjob and she puts her arm between your legs and puts her hand in a hitch hiking position and puts her thumb up your ass.

That girl gave me a hitch hiker, and i got the best of both worlds.

by Matt Gilberg (Dream Team May 13, 2005

hitch cock

Derived from the words 'hitch' (meaning 'limp') and 'cock' (not a rooster), is a synonym of the term limp dick.

The word around school is that he's a bit of a hitch cock.

by godnalor April 28, 2010

hitch hiker

when you fart and it travels uo your crack and pops out the top of the anus or the oppisite direction going up next to your testicles.

wow that fart sounded funny mike was that a hitch hiker oh yeah right next to the nuts.

by kevon December 21, 2002

hitch a cock

To get a lift off someone

Mate can i hitch a cock with you?

by paddington398 May 8, 2008

Hitch-Hiker

also see stranger A hitch-hiker is where you make your hand go numb and masturbate. Similar to a stranger but done in a car.

I couldn't wait to get home to give myself a starnger, so I decided to give my self a hitch-hiker.

by Big Mac March 8, 2005

hitch fucking

Hitching your ewe

Hitch Fucking - When you put the sheep's back feet in your rubber boots so she can't get away.

by B-Don Noble August 29, 2017