Herp-a-derp

Another, lesser known name for a special person. Meant to be as offensive as the word retard. Though it can be used as universally as the word "fuck" such as "Quit being a such herp-a-derp" or "go be a herp-a-derp somewhere else". however the word can be butchered to be simply "herp" or "derp". Although some "herp-a-derps" will reverse the word and say "Derp-a-herp". Saying "Herp-a-derp" as a question changes the meaning to "A retard?" or "That Retard?".

"you herp-a-derp", "Herp-a-derp?", "What the Herp-a-derp?",

by ShadowMaster924 May 1, 2011

Herp Stick

1: Your whip in every game in the Castlevania series. Generally used to combat Goofy Bone Skeletons, Bats, Ghouls, Hunchbacks, and Dracula himself.

2: A very good weapon, or very good item in any game, or real life.

1:

Peter: My Herp Stick upgraded!
Chris: Yes! Now we will go kill Dracula!
Peter: Aww, I died.
Chris: Your Herp Stick had a malfunction.
2:

Chris: Have you obtained the Herp Stick yet?
Eric: There is no Herp Stick in this game.
Chris: Then you are obviously playing the game wrong.

by Simon's Stunt Double April 2, 2011

Herp 'n' shmerp

1. An ambiguous identifier used as a variable, akin to mathematics, in which any word can be inserted provided it keeps grammatical commandment. Typically the user has a specific word in mind that was purposely omitted.

see thingy, thing.

2. Used as a filler word akin to "like", "um", et cetera.

other spellings: herpnshmerp, herp-n-shmerp.

1. "Pass the herpinshermp, please?"

2. "Could you pass the herp 'n' shmerp ketchup, please?"

by lordcheesness May 28, 2013

Herp Curt

A Herpie Curtain. A Herp curt is a tombstone like mustache utilized to cover up a herpie outbreak.

a. Do you see that guys herp curt???

b. Yeah, he think he's fooling us with that ridiculous herpie curtain!!!!

by Casey Jo Banyas February 19, 2009

herp de derp

What one says when there is nothing else to say.

Man-"I cheated on you with your mom"
Woman-"herp de derp"

by LAbabayy May 10, 2011

Herp-Aids

1. When someone shows any visible signs of could be an STD; what you say to the person and their family to make them feel worse and to engender laughter from their friends.

2. The extremely contagious green fire that surrounds players and bots when tagged while playing "virus" game mode in Time Splitters 2.

1."Oooooh, look at that nigga mouth. He got Herp-aids!"

2. Keep that stupid fucking monkey away from me. I will blow that shit the fuck up, I do not want Herp-Aids

by donkeypuncher23456 December 16, 2008

herp-derp

the answer for every physics problem according to idiot hipsters that think they are so cool

Q: What is the force of gravity?
A: herp-derp
Teacher: you're a moron

by what??oh i get it . . . kinda October 8, 2011