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The Dirty Hellen Keller 

A scavenger hunt style game in which the players all put on blindfolds, loose ear-plugs, and strip down to their underwear and walk around the play area (home, office, school, etc.) Looking for certain items (these items are selected prior to the game starting). But the contestants are only allowed to touch things with their chest, crotch, gooch , and ass. All players must not talk to each other in words, If two or more players are on a team, they are unable to talk, they must mumble incoherent garble to each other. When one of the players thinks they have found something, they are allowed to pick it up and raise their blindfold to look at it. The game ends when all the items are found.
"Cassandra keeps beating me at The Dirty Hellen Keller! I guess she just has a more sensitive gooch than I do" "Hey boss, would you like to come over and join us for a good old Dirty Hellen? I promise this time I'll be a better team player! I've gotten better at incoherent speech"
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hotter than hellen keller reading poetry 

It's texas summer hot, exceeding 105° in the middle of summer
"it's hotter than hellen keller reading poetry out here today"
"Ya, I'd say so"

The Hellen Keller 

The act of fucking a girl till climax and cumming in her eyes and ears. You then knock her out and when she wakes up, she won’t be able to see or hear.
I’m bouta pull The Hellen Keller on your ass
The Hellen Keller by ESPO579 October 6, 2019

Helen Keller Fart 

Farting while you wipe your ass such that you "hear" it with your fingertips. Very common during bouts with diarrhea.
My fingertips are ringing from the loud Helen Keller fart I cut during an ass wipe.
Helen Keller Fart by B. H. McNultey September 8, 2010

Helen Keller Alarm Clock 

When someone (usually early in the morning) lets lose a silent but deadly fart. There after the persons partner who is then sleeping soundly in the bed with them, is awoken silently by the horrendous smell and looks up only to find the offender staring blankly back at them.
I was in a deep peaceful sleep when suddenly I was jolted out of my sleep by a terrible odor. I looked up and found that my partner had just given me a Helen Keller Alarm Clock.

helen keller downtown bonanza

To insert one's hand into the rectum of another and proceed in speaking in sign language.
I was boning this chick, and i decided to give her a Helen Keller Downtown Bonanza

Do the Helen Keller

Demand to communicate with your body! Not to be confused with sign language. Man slang for "shut up and dance."
Shush, girl. Hush your lips. Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.